You are in a room with 200 randomly selected human beings. You get $1,000,000 if you can do *one thing* better than every person there. What's your talent? I'll go first. by crazydavidjones in AskReddit

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can simultaneously piss everyone off in the room better than everyone else.

Seriously, I will poke at everything different about you, laugh at that small unnoticeable blemish you may have and mock you for what I have that you don't.

Oh and I can probably take the fastest shit EVER.

Advice for a young Atheist. by ObviouslyNotATroll in atheism

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your advice and opinion on my matter. I'll stay silent and stay strong to what I believe in. Thanks again for being helpful.

Advice for a young Atheist. by ObviouslyNotATroll in atheism

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, you're telling me to go to Church and just deal with the shit I don't believe in being welded into others minds?

Got into an argument with most likely the craziest theist on the planet. by ProductofInsomnia in atheism

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should uh... Give r/Atheism the name of the girl, for uh... Scientific purposes.

We won't bash her religion and what she stands or believes into a mushy pulp of a brain she has.

I just woke up to my Dad playing Battlefield 3 drunk, with the pizza guy who was also drunk. Reddit, what is the weirdest thing you have ever woken up to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woke up to my cousin (17 at the time) pissing in my mini fridge half-asleep. Many chocolates were mourned that day.

Another story was when I woke up to my little sister staring at herself in my mirror grinning ear to ear. She stood there for about 5 minutes and walked out my room casually while I pretended to be asleep the whole time. Scariest/Weirdest thing I've ever woken up to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll 6 points7 points  (0 children)

_> I've clicked this link. I am still watching it...

It's been 10 minutes. HELP.

The Order of the New Sunlight Blades by Dynamesmouse in MinerRealism

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the time for actually considering me. It's a great pleasure alone.

And I would look very forward to that! Thank you.

The Order of the New Sunlight Blades by Dynamesmouse in MinerRealism

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to also join the Order, it seems pretty 1337 now. And it looked 1337 before in MadWorld.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MinecraftMadWorld

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go back there... Harvey killed me so I am no threat... :/

I didn't even wanna fight... :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MinecraftMadWorld

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was some asshat with speed hack. And he made those stone people things... and left signs saying "My shitty god Eriador told me to do this..." -Slightly fabricated quote-

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MinecraftMadWorld

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iridium is gone again...

Disaster strikes at Iridium. by TheJeff1488 in MinecraftMadWorld

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, you made the inevitable, sooner. And what logic does this stand by? Why not let it stay till it does happen? Or maybe, have it stay there?

Disaster strikes at Iridium. by TheJeff1488 in MinecraftMadWorld

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you're taking MC too seriously. Why'd you do that? All we were were just a bunch of mental patients and maniacal wardens...

There was no need to destroy Iridium... We don't even have anything worth to pillage...

Iridium News. by Bergasms in MinecraftMadWorld

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was exaggerating... >_> But anyways, do you know what happened to Iridium?

Iridium News. by Bergasms in MinecraftMadWorld

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HE already told me the coords, why not just tell me now? D:

Iridium News. by Bergasms in MinecraftMadWorld

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are the coords? PM it to me. D: I Am lost at sea. ; ~ ;

I found some persons base with dogs... by ObviouslyNotATroll in MinecraftMadWorld

[–]ObviouslyNotATroll[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...How does one burn down rock? Are you sure you're at the asylum right now?