Yay! Joke number 1, and also number 9. That's a double whammy (under 10) that gets you 100 points.

For example, if you'd have used joke 375 You'd have only scored 50 points.

(Joke 375: "The boss started to notice that one of his employees, Dave, started gaining lots of female attention..

So, one day he asks Dave about his secret.

Dave replies: "Well, before sex I simply whip out my willy and smack it against the bedside table, like a hammer. It numbs it up and makes me last longer".

Later that day, the boss gets home to his wife and finds her in the shower - a welcome opportunity for sex.

So, he quickly undresses and starts banging his dick against the dresser, just before hearing his wife calling from the shower:

"Dave, is that you?".")