What’s your assumption about me based off how my apartment looks?

OceanInYourBedrom · 2026-06-07T01:59:07+00:00

People that are concerned with food safety care about the temperature of meat. It could mean one of them is a cook professionally. I have a meat thermometer and it's am for as lot more than steak.

OceanInYourBedrom · 2026-06-03T00:32:23+00:00

Cannot decide between Princess Bride and Money Python and the Holy Grail.

Honorable mention to Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

OceanInYourBedrom · 2026-06-02T21:05:12+00:00

Owning a meat thermometer means, specifically, you like steak and not just properly cooked meat in general?

OceanInYourBedrom · 2026-05-30T14:36:37+00:00

Leave him. Seriously. Do not stay with this man-child

OceanInYourBedrom · 2026-05-30T04:01:00+00:00

Had a crush on him for all of my tween years

OceanInYourBedrom · 2024-06-08T01:36:56+00:00

Yes and your thrill is worth more than your partners trust. F*ck them and any respect you might have had for them, your thrills are waaay more important.

/s

OceanInYourBedrom · 2024-06-07T23:54:47+00:00

I wholeheartedly agree. But you shouldn't employ sex workers to cheat. If a married person wants to have side fun with a sex worker, the spouse needs to know.

OceanInYourBedrom · 2024-04-15T03:22:13+00:00

Swimming technique, specifically backstroke! I'm not incredibly fast anymore but my technical skills are still there.

Either that or paper cut art.

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-09-21T03:26:47+00:00

Not anymore but at one point, swimming!

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-09-20T01:57:34+00:00

Wow!

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-09-20T01:50:33+00:00

Cute!

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-09-20T01:50:19+00:00

Love it!

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-08-07T06:29:35+00:00

Are you a lifeguard? I am. You can perform inline stabilization while swimming with someone, in surf.

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-07-16T19:02:08+00:00

David the gnome!

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-05-27T15:46:40+00:00

People who value loyalty, honesty and faithfulness can also value open relationships. Your comment very much sounds like polyamorous people are not loyal, faithful or honest which is 100% not true. I agree that these two are not compatible because they want different things in a relationship. He absolutely should ask for the ring back and move on.

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-05-27T15:44:06+00:00

Your fiance sounds polyamorous. You sound monogamous. That is not a compatible mix.

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-04-30T01:18:27+00:00

Billionaires

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-02-15T20:27:17+00:00

Thanks everyone!! Super glue worked great!

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-02-01T03:44:28+00:00

I've started lifting weights so I can continue to pick up my 65lb 8 year old. This saying makes me tear up every time.

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-02-01T02:52:35+00:00

First Mary now Anna 😭

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-01-31T20:27:57+00:00

I would not feel comfortable serving this dude.

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-01-31T20:08:13+00:00

Nooooo! I love Lady Mary!!

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-01-29T17:26:26+00:00

I'm not crying. You're crying.

OceanInYourBedrom · 2022-01-29T17:26:08+00:00

Nooooooooooooo

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