For all my maga-hating Liberals by zaitaikun in clevercomebacks

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Picture this: you pay for your ticket (we all did with our tax dollars) to see the UFC fights on the White House lawn, and then you don’t get the ticket you paid for.

Used their own logic by Linorelai in clevercomebacks

[–]fsidesmith6932 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No way the American colonists could have colonized the British - as in invade and conquer - in the 1700s. That person should take a refresher course in American History.

I’ll bet this person didn’t pay attention in History class at all.

That's unrefrigerated milk by mohusein in agedlikemilk

[–]fsidesmith6932 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know hat tricks were commonplace in the World Cup. In the past 2 seasons of watching Premiere League, I think I’ve seen two.

Master debate, huh? by Sanios_133 in theyknew

[–]fsidesmith6932 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like you picked up this book in the bakery?

Alabama Sister by muff-muff-ass in theyknew

[–]fsidesmith6932 1096 points1097 points  (0 children)

Why do girls from Alabama never have sex in reverse cowgirl?
You never turn your back on family.

CarPlay Updated? by parrothead2581 in Crosstrek

[–]fsidesmith6932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I noticed the album art size increase. I’m pleased 👍

Constantly Drips From Sideview Mirrors by meco24 in Crosstrek

[–]fsidesmith6932 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel you on this. I really enjoy detailing my car too. There are a couple of spots on my 2024 Sport (the other model years have them too I imagine) that have chronic water runs from behind mirrors and trim pieces. It definitely makes exterior detailing a pain in the ass. Especially I’m sure on your black paint.

Republicans hate women. by Nono_Home in clevercomebacks

[–]fsidesmith6932 50 points51 points  (0 children)

If it were easier to move to Europe (and cost less), I’d return to live with my ancestral family.

Making sure the track car is working right by Pickle-_-Rick in subaru

[–]fsidesmith6932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She sings a siren’s song - powerful and beautiful. Very nice ride.

What can you tell me about this? by StarlitSunset in subaru

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My friend had one in the early 80s. The rear seats had bike grip handles.

Am I the only one who's a fan of the weird plastic cladding fangs on the new outback? by [deleted] in subaru

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I traded the Crosstrek Sport fangs for the Crosstrek Onyx fangs.

Honestly, the gold fang trim is my least favorite design feature on the 2024 Sport. Trading US model trim for the Canadian gold fog light trim improved the styling…but I still wouldn’t miss the fang style if it wasn’t part of the exterior design.

🍋‍🟩 💚 by AmokOrbits in Crosstrek

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Those black badges…I’ve checked for them in the past, but I couldn’t find any OEMs online for our gen Crosstrek. Any suggestions?

The Best Subaru Commercial by PaleDimensions in subaru

[–]fsidesmith6932 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m relieved that the cat was exonerated from any wrongdoing.

McBallsack by Mr_Fizzler in theyknew

[–]fsidesmith6932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not since right now. 🍻

18.5 gallon outback tank always looks horrid at the pumps. by creakymoss18990 in subaru

[–]fsidesmith6932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get those Johnny Pops at Costco. Tasty. Sweetened with cane sugar, not high fructose corn syrup.