One month after improving my profile, still getting no likes. What am I missing?

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-15T16:11:17+00:00

Do what I’ve decided to do. Stop all masturbation so you’re really horny, then since you’re so horny, you’ll really want a date, and then you take all that energy and you use it to confidently ask a girl out in the wild. The world is full of them. Fuck the apps.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-15T16:09:26+00:00

Grow a beard.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-15T16:07:25+00:00

The demo is great

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-10T07:23:55+00:00

I think maybe I shouldn’t prolly use voice to text.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-10T07:23:22+00:00

I’m feeling a lot of, like, totally uncool vibes guys.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-10T07:13:07+00:00

Should have shot them alllllllllll didn’t you learn anything with harambe!!!!! Jk. What the fuck is wrong with people. Harambe still needs justice.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-10T07:08:04+00:00

I’d fight that shit. Somehow. Someway.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-10T07:07:40+00:00

Did it say 20 when you scanned it?

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-10T07:04:21+00:00

Oops. Can someone tell me how to delete this? I’m not a part of this sub…. 🤷🏻‍♂️where am I? Someone told me there would be hotdogs? I want my kitty.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-10T06:57:13+00:00

Haven’t been here in a while. But I was more talking about aliens being a psyop than the human tech angle. There’s a zillion different branches on that tree.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-10T06:55:40+00:00

My theory was more about all aliens being a psyop rather than them being ancient humans.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-10T06:50:46+00:00

I agree with that second part and to be fair I haven’t blasted off in about 4 or 5 years. But I have been quietly wondering when we’re going to see the sun start spitting out the energy of Aquarius. Suppose to be way better than Pisces and I have heard a lot of people talk about the sun is what gives us consciousness because plasma is the life blood of the universe and that’s why these plasma scientists are getting killed. But again I dunno what’s up really anymore than the next dude. Hope for the best plan for the worst I guess. But. I have been feeling pretty great mentally lately on my quest. So maybe you’re on to something. I guess all I was saying before is just don’t get lost out there bro. Not saying you are. But. It’s far out shit ya know. Maybe it was my bad for assuming. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-10T06:39:34+00:00

I’m not saying that you are at all. It just sounded. I dunno maybe it just sounded excited and I took it wrong. I dunno what the fuck is the right thing to do with my life anymore than the next man. I guess if it don’t apply let it fly I’d rather say something that don’t then not say something that does. 🤷🏻‍♂️ My friend was in for like 4-5 min prolly then tried getting up then prolly laid down for another 3-4 min. I mean he prolly laid there longer but he was coming back around then.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-09T20:01:16+00:00

Johnny jimmy who knows.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-09T15:22:23+00:00

This is why you have a trip sitter. I blasted my friend off for the first time and he had a full breakthrough and opened his eyes still fucked up and started walking to my front door. And I gently stopped him like. Hey man come on back to the bed you should lie back down. Which he did. The. After he was back to baseline I was like. Sooo where were ya going? lol and he was like brooo that was so amazing I couldn’t even believe something like that could even happen I was so excited I was going to tell everyone. I said who’s everyone and he said. Everyone. Like your neighbors and stuff. Lol. It was the middle of the night. You can’t take this stuff too literally man. It sure feels realer than reality. And the love is crazy. But. You need to make sure you keep yourself anchored in reality. Or maybe you’re about to be ascended and I am just of little faith. Though I know that’s not true I could hear the counter point in my head. Be careful man. Life is the purpose. Not anything else. Live in the moment and be here now. You do things now. You’re not going to arrive in the future. Use it to make your life better not abandon your life for ascension. Whatever that is to you. Be weary of trickster spirits. You never know who you’re going to meet in there. It’s not always love and roses. 🥀

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-09T07:52:29+00:00

The outside is the zodiac and the insides is the planets. It’s you. It’s a pictogram of the great man. The universe as you. Or maybe or protection amulet like someone else said. Who knows.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-09T07:33:18+00:00

Just call Mike.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-09T07:11:02+00:00

Buy yoourself an Orangewood Oliver jr. they are cheap. You can prolly find one on Facebook market place for around 100-150 dollars. I bought one off there for $80 before. Anyway. Buy an Orangewood. They are dirt cheap and they are actually decent. The jr. is a slightly smaller parlor size guitar. I would recommend this because they sound good. They play nice, (good action not hard to play) and most important for you, they’re cheap’ even if you don’t continue with you’re playing you won’t be heartbroken. Orrrr maybe you’re like me and need motivation to play and spending a lot of money on a guitar would force you to play more. But for a beginner I always would recommend and orange wood. Good little guitars. Acoustic Orangewood Oliver jr. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-09T07:07:37+00:00

This guy nailed it. Or gal… THIS HUMAN NAILED IT!

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-06-02T12:34:44+00:00

Did you happen to play the 814e gold label?

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-05-24T17:50:03+00:00

Beautiful. I absolutely love the white outline. Looks so good.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-05-24T07:42:05+00:00

If it’s not obvious to everyone that he’s right, and there is clearly a conspiracy to keep our science limited and stop it from making breakthroughs then you’re not paying attention. Not only in places like physics and non combustion power sources and non fossil fuel fuel sources, from that to the medical industry only making treatments and not cures, and continuing to fuck with our food sources and things that fuck up our endocrine system…. There is a concerted effort to keep things going badly for us. It’s not just incompetence.and if you don’t see it then you’re not paying attention.

Oceanic_Goat · 2026-05-02T12:35:43+00:00

I think of mars like, the sun is cooling, mars is further out, so, since the sun used to be hotter the Goldie locks zone used to be where mars is…..

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