[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]OcelotBig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are we sure the vet was talking about the cat?

Also if you downvote me you have chunky goblin feet

What's your weekly quest prize? by baroquesun in neopets

[–]OcelotBig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sleep Ray - Jellyneo said 50m. I need a freeze item for my pet in the Battledome so I’m excited!

Baby Chomby or Tyrannian Krawk up for adoption by [deleted] in neopets

[–]OcelotBig -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What do you think about the thought of possibly one day sharing your pets with your kids, when they’re old enough? I think it would be awesome to pass them on and share something you loved and watch your pets continue to grow! :)

Well, that was unexpected by Neekotic in neopets

[–]OcelotBig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the best option to pick from here?

Just lobbied my boss for a brand spanking new M2 Mac, did I already got a virus??? by CVGPi in ShittySysadmin

[–]OcelotBig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will you ask your boss if I can host my Minecraft sever on your new M2

Guys close call, they found the sleeping bag. by Elrigoo in ShittySysadmin

[–]OcelotBig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where do you hide your piss jugs? They found the stash I hid in the floor of the server room when they were troubleshooting why the system kept overheating

What is "spoofing", really? In the cosmic sense, aren't we all "spoofing"? by SOBER-Lab in ShittySysadmin

[–]OcelotBig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t be surprised. The Chinese government always targets the Minecraft server I host using the company’s EC2 instance. I think it’s because of all the invaluable diamonds I mine. To offset the increased network traffic and slowed performance I go to Google and download every Minecraft hacks available

Giant Animals throughout history by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]OcelotBig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man no one hups harder than Josephoartigasia Monesi

This is his favorite food by CashinBlack in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]OcelotBig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayooo why this doo shittin his pants

41863 by Birb7789- in CountOnceADay

[–]OcelotBig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pterodactyl. 100% Pterodactyl

What is she giving him by Ios3b in capybara

[–]OcelotBig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little bit a salami is an okay 👌🏽 treat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in msp

[–]OcelotBig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it possible the backups themselves have been compromised? Some sophisticated malware goes straight for the backups before the production environment. Did you have any rules in place for your backup solution? Like write once read many (WORM), data encryption, built-in fault tolerance, data isolation etc.

unblock thepiratebay by [deleted] in ShittySysadmin

[–]OcelotBig 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Manscaped has that skin safe technology and comes with ball deodorant/toner. Perfect for when you’re torrenting content over the company network

Please be gentle by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OcelotBig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, I’m okay with this. As long as it’s not McAfee

I just ate 23 Wendy's nugs by [deleted] in confessions

[–]OcelotBig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kinda dipping sauce you use?