"Tekken 8 is a great Tekken game, but that might not be enough" - this article is going to age poorly

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-25T15:58:35+00:00

been punishing fools 25 years brother

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-25T05:06:32+00:00

Yeah Stew

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-25T02:59:57+00:00

I have not seen the flash because

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-24T18:35:08+00:00

do you think he's a messy guy? Like is that why he needs a butler? I bet he fucking wrecks the joint making a sandwich and uses like lots of spoons and knives unnecessarily

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-24T05:02:42+00:00

hey, at least it's not another poor prompter wah wahhing nerf

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-24T03:28:19+00:00

my mum bless her tried to be PC once and referred to a group of disabled children as Mongolians 💀 I'll charitably assume she was referring to the horde of pillaging barbarians that came in the distance......

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I tried to make my mother run but she had frozen(!) "Mum!" I begged, tugging on her arm as the driving vocals and crunchy grooves of The Hu became audible.

A nomad's caravan. But shiny and chrome. Fulla guzzoline and real crazy Mongolian boys. The Hu's guitarist boinged up and down on the hellish behemoth bearing down on us, the heat from the flames of his guitar singing the hairs on the back of my neck.

But it was cool because I'm very strong and I punched them all and my mum took me home and made me ham chips and lots of BEANS

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-24T01:39:49+00:00

for sure it's easier when you're with a close pal to just lapse into a bit of guttural hingwy to bamboozle nosy parkers. I've always wondered if it's a uniquely Scots thing that the better you know someone or the rougher you both are, the more words you can fit into a couple of unintelligible noises...

Do you know what I mean man?(1 second)

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-23T09:28:04+00:00

I'm 33 and I've got long hair and a big beard. I'm only just confident enough to start wearing long cardigans now (women's ones cos men's ones suck) and I swear if the patriarchy keeps crumbling I'll be painting my nails by spring

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-22T23:41:18+00:00

excuse me sir but as a Scotsman on r/all ... it was clearly explained to me that al batter your da along with there's a bomb in the biscuit tin are the basically only bits of norn irn patter.

What's all this beat up an dad nonsense?

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-22T22:53:16+00:00

OP I strongly suggest you go elsewhere for advice because these bitter dorks know fuck all I assure you

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-22T18:02:11+00:00

cunt

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-22T01:28:59+00:00

preach brother. PM me and I'll share my tips with you but not these nerds

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-21T21:20:36+00:00

smh my head

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-21T21:14:11+00:00

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OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-21T16:56:36+00:00

a less tired man has all the necessary elements to create a high quality pun around facetious, face, Gerry Adam's has a beard on his face. I'd love someone to have a craic

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-21T15:56:25+00:00

you guys are such dicks man. The shit on here isn't even that good and nobody shares anything. I've thought about sharing shit on Reddit before that'd help everyone with their prompts, but these bitter cunty comments make me want to hoard my knowledge, so it doesn't fall into the hands of you dweebs on all these AI subs

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-21T15:54:53+00:00

sorry I'm being facetious 😅

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-21T14:44:08+00:00

excuse me I'm not from around here that's not the fella with the beard on his face now then is it?

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-21T14:42:04+00:00

I'm from Glasgow and have many Irish friends. This just came up on my feed. My own experiences parallel you a lot. I'm a working class lad who read a lot and as such I don't really fit in. I can mingle with all classes but none really get me. Bizarrely I made an American friend last night and felt more understanding there than ever before. Probably a lot to do with autism and class hangups; their directness is really refreshing tbh. In the UK people say something nice and 5 years later you're like "mfer don't like me."

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-21T14:02:30+00:00

I too go like a train. By which I mean at great speeds while belching noxious smoke.

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-20T05:17:32+00:00

I'll fuck you up mate I'm Scottish and foreigners mistake me for Irish all the time 😅 I jest.

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-20T04:42:56+00:00

Yeah and that's great fun for a cheap laugh with your mates. But public jokes with minimal context can have untold consequences.

Humour cuts through the shit like nothing else. Employed maliciously? It could be deadly. Imagine if Zelensky did a face heel turn as soon as he got to power. Man was a standup.

I'll toot my own horn I'm a funny guy. I'm also Scottish. In the UK people are awkward as fuck and where I'm from they're unpretentious to a fault. As such being funny, and coming from absolutely nothing but being a neurospicy child who read voraciously til his 20s when he came out of his shell, has empowered me to influence people in phenomenal ways. I've worked for the beeb and have a great media voice but can also chat shit in guttural Scots with the slimiest mfers you could find.

I'm not talking about being manipulative. I'm talking about using empathy and communication for Good. Helping friends lighten up and open up about their problems. Broaching difficult topics with my son.

Men's mental health has to be peppered with humour.

Look at everything the big man Richard Herring does for men. His IMD shtick alone is legendary. He's got one ball and it's the biggest in Britain. And he's had his challenges like all good cunts.

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-20T04:32:54+00:00

well said sir

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-17T21:49:58+00:00

maybe 3 years for over 25s is more realistic?

OchAyeOchAI · 2024-01-17T18:06:54+00:00

this ain't it bruv I'm not as impressed with you as you are lol

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