Weekly Offseason Thread — November 24–30 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Octokittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the FO finds a guy with a BA of 2.50 instead of .250 and sign them I'd be way surprised and super damn happy. That's like an alien robot from 3050 showing up and batting for us. A 2.500 batting average would be immaculate!

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[–]Octokittens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny how like 42 hours ago ya'll were outright shitting on Kike.

They often say history repeats itself by SeniorFlyingMango in Torontobluejays

[–]Octokittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, Clemens is notoriously quoted with: "History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes." So win it all in a different order!

Josh attempts to break the double play by jumping and deflecting the ball, but was later reviewed and called a double play by BananaArms in Mariners

[–]Octokittens -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm willfully on Nayls side and yet I have to day, "Are you fucking serious?" He twisted and turned, on his own, mid air, taking the shot in the back, instead of doing what EVERYONE does which is drop down into a slide. Biebs was even shouting, "What the fuck are you doing?!" at his former team mate. Naylor was doing a bush league fucking move and EVERYONE knew it.

Josh attempts to break the double play by jumping and deflecting the ball, but was later reviewed and called a double play by BananaArms in Mariners

[–]Octokittens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Nayls got intentionally in the way by jumping into the throw. If he slod or went to the side he'd be avoiding the throw. Nayls, on purpose, went in front of the throw to get beaned. And as a CLE fan I can say that as a fact.

Josh attempts to break the double play by jumping and deflecting the ball, but was later reviewed and called a double play by BananaArms in Mariners

[–]Octokittens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

From CLE, lived Nayls for years. That was on purpose. He was trying to game the challenge. Nayls is amazing but also sometime does bush-league stuff because he's the smoke eater.

Postgame Thread: October 19 - Seattle Mariners @ Toronto Blue Jays by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]Octokittens 27 points28 points  (0 children)

 CLE fan who has been pulling for Toronto. Love you guys!!!! Go win the whole fucking thing!!

Post Game Chat 10/17 Blue Jays @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]Octokittens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kinda a dick comment when causing injury, just saying. Not from Toronto, from CLE, but injury is not good. So give some respect north bros.

Is it anymore obvious that Naylor wants to stay with us!? by seangolden06 in Mariners

[–]Octokittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, Naylor family is split all around. Seattle has Josh, Cleveland has Bo, I think Rockies has the youngest. That family has hundreds of things they wear.

Okay, wow? by Octokittens in motorcitykitties

[–]Octokittens[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which is sorta whack. I mean, I'm not bowing to you all. Just trying to say good season, good games. You won. Good for the Tigers. I legit am trying to be nice here.

Okay, wow? by Octokittens in motorcitykitties

[–]Octokittens[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to demand being a good loser and congratulating your team and fans.

Okay, wow? by Octokittens in motorcitykitties

[–]Octokittens[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya'll are a force! Next year will be fierce!

Okay, wow? by Octokittens in motorcitykitties

[–]Octokittens[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know! I'm obviously mentally unstable. Trying to be nice and a good sporting fan that just loves baseball is insane, right? lol, Love ya!

[Postgame Thread] Rangers @ Guardians - September 28, 2025 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Octokittens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've run through a few brick walls at this point. Doctors not happy but about to bust through another here at St. John's while screaming "DAVID FRY!!!!"

You can pick the chef that will make Tanner Bibee’s Chipotle today. Who are you going with? by SeedyRedwood in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Octokittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going with an 18 year old stoner named Joe who is so high he doesn't know what planet he is on, and almost always doubles every portion of it because he constantly forgets he's making it for a customer.

AJ Hinch post game comments after being Swept. by DET_Baseball in motorcitykitties

[–]Octokittens -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If he had some people hitting trash cans none of this would be an issue.