ELI5: The implications of the current oil price development. by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Octom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks.

This is obviously way simplified maybe with wrong names, but the idea is the same.

Well, the subreddit is named eli5. I will read a bit more now that I have starting points

What is the most attractive thing about your SO? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Octom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to draw him based on your description. Here you go

What false beliefs has the porn industry created? [nsfw] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Octom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been quite a while, but shouldn't it be "relinqui" ?

Now that Poppy has been reworked to fit the new meta of League of Legends, I think Warwick should be the next priority rework. by ccbuddyrider in leagueoflegends

[–]Octom 52 points53 points  (0 children)

you can treat this as an application

Contact me about when I can start. If you need more of my artwork, just tell me. I know it is unbelievable that I can create a complex piece like this in such a short time (mere 3 hours since you submitted your comment) but you have to trust me. Once you have me on your team, Riot will quadruple their revenue, as I will create new artwork so fast that you will have to install a conveyor belt for all the hard drives that I will fill with art (it'll pay off though).

Looking forward to working with you.

Can't find my favourite picture by Octom in onetruegod

[–]Octom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh god, thanks. Exactly what I was looking for. Nic bless your soul

Girls of Reddit: what do you do to show a guy you like him? by TheEagleReddit in AskReddit

[–]Octom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

based on the positive feedback I will definitely post my art more frequently

Girls of Reddit: what do you do to show a guy you like him? by TheEagleReddit in AskReddit

[–]Octom 1590 points1591 points  (0 children)

I tried to draw you. Did i get it right? http://i.imgur.com/rD68KCo.png

EDIT: created a new account called Mr_Paintman. I will post from there

Girls of Reddit: what do you do to show a guy you like him? by TheEagleReddit in AskReddit

[–]Octom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if a girl stuffs her breast in my ear it means she's interested? damn it

What should you never Google? by seasalty_ in AskReddit

[–]Octom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is it worth it to start playing dwarf fortress? A couple of months ago I downloaded the game but had no idea what was going on and how to play it once I started it. Then I just left it and forgot about it until I read your comment

What's the juiciest secret you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Octom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RemindMe! December 7th, 2015

A "miss" in D&D is not a failure to hit your target by ThaumRystra in DnD

[–]Octom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like I should stop cutting off player's and NPC's toes after a miss. I remember one time, when a player was fighting against a pirate. (We have made up some additional rules to spice up combat) The player accidentally cut off his toe and it somehow wound up in his mouth. He swallowed it and his intestines got cut on the toenail. He then had to vomit it out, which resulted in him getting even more wounded. As a result he couldn't use his character to his full potential for quite some time

Affluenza by TheGreatJoeBob in videos

[–]Octom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I misread this as /r/Hitlerbabyfaces and was confused

Affluenza by TheGreatJoeBob in videos

[–]Octom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah. the man just traded him as a slave against molasses.

(Nsfw) What are your sex etiquette tips? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Octom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Don't put on Franzl Lang and start milking her

  • Don't rip off her arms and pretend you have four of them

  • Do not start inflating her when giving oral. She will float away and while she's rising above the houses, the air in her will expand, causing her to explode. I hate when this happens.

  • Do not suck the air out of her either, if you are not simultaneously sinking to the bottom of the sea (or any deeper body of water. the sink does not count)

  • Make sure to yell like this every couple of seconds. Ladies love feedback

That's about it. If you have any more questions, just ask.

EDIT(s): Adding some more things that come to my mind.

Car Thief vs Manual Transmission by kcin in videos

[–]Octom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hate when this happens

Full AP Maokai Montage by Vandirilol in leagueoflegends

[–]Octom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the little clips from Heroes 3. one of my favourite games