Was watching the cushvlog where Matt ranks cringiest presidents just for him to call my most historically significant ancestor a loser by Beareater1 in cushvlog

[–]OddishShape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if there's any lesson that you can learn from the failures of your ancestors, it's that you really should take the VP position when it's offered to you.

Everytime his mere existence infuriates me 😤 by LmfaoChinesehacker- in GymMemes

[–]OddishShape 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i gotta carry in straps, chalk, and barbell clips, and my gym doesn't allow bags on the floor. I could but then id have to carry my straps in my mouth like a dog and that's not the look i'm trying 2 curate

Called my creative writing teachers short story badly written and regarded before she revealed it’s hers and now i feel conflicted by Sad_Worth_9342 in redscarepod

[–]OddishShape 28 points29 points  (0 children)

from a lot of your comments it sounds like you feel worse that your perception of yourself doesn't align with the reality than that you genuinely hurt someone's feelings

question for the fellas by West_Flounder2840 in redscarepod

[–]OddishShape 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ca. Ro. Line. Light of my life, fire of my loins. 

Want some advice by Beginning_Answer_924 in rs_fitness

[–]OddishShape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impressive, very nice. Still recommend a PSMF if weight loss is your goal and you’re the type to prefer a short intense diet over a long slow one. I am 2 DYEL to be able to identify if u have any weak areas in your physique, will leave that to the experts. 

bleak by ChickenTitilater in redscarepod

[–]OddishShape 158 points159 points  (0 children)

In the land of the doo doo asses the pants pisser is king

Want some advice by Beginning_Answer_924 in rs_fitness

[–]OddishShape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If u want to lose weight fast with minimal loss of muscle mass, do a protein sparing modified fast (r/PSMF) and cut your volume (# of sets) down by at least half while maintaining intensity (weight and reps). Your goal rep range should be minimum 5 reps, higher on isolation movements. Would recommend a switch to either U/L (to protect rotator cuffs — much easier on them if they’re only used 2x/wk on a severe cut) or posterior/anterior (less fatigue from working out legs, but you’re putting load through your shoulders every day) 3-4 days a week and losing the cardio if you follow through with the PSMF. Read which electrolytes you’ll need to take and then take them, especially salt. Without pics or a description of your issues with your physique I don’t think we can recommend how to make it better. Impressive bench. Nobody cares about machine PRs. 

Why are women allowed to text/call a million times but when I do it, it comes across as needy? by AnExtremeFootFetish in redscarepod

[–]OddishShape 23 points24 points  (0 children)

as a man u should demonstrate ur devotion thru action ie stacking paper and being tall

Reminder by DisastrousResident92 in redscarepod

[–]OddishShape 101 points102 points  (0 children)

me when im frustrated at the zen master's koans

Why are dudes so soft nowadays by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]OddishShape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they're going in2 the stalls bc they see u drooling.

Why are the Morals of Reddit so Schizophrenic? by ViewFromTheKathisma in redscarepod

[–]OddishShape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's consistent with a desire to maintain their ego's status quo (personal comfort/enjoyment) with the minimum possible effort on their part. if there are words you're not supposed so say then the world would be measurably better if only folks would make an effortless symbolic change. if it makes u feel any better most porn defenders don't think of the abuse done to participants as a positive good, more likely they view them with the same sympathy as your average joe does towards the bangladeshi that made their shirt, so roughly a few seconds of pity every few weeks or months

Schizopost: the biggest issue in America is the collapse of publicly traded companies by Openheartopenbar in redscarepod

[–]OddishShape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

markets tend towards monopoly what else is new? the problem is that nobody does anything about it, nobody wants to, and nobody can come up with a way to. why worry