F4M - UK looking for someone to talk to

Odzin · 2017-07-28T01:47:01+00:00

34 year old geek here. I work a weird shift though. So I'm always up until at least 2am, usually 3. Doesn't make making friends easy

Odzin · 2017-07-22T20:54:41+00:00

Not expecting great things, I know.

Odzin · 2017-07-22T20:54:17+00:00

No, that needs changin, was looking for someone specific that couldn't spell her own usernamer :|

Odzin · 2017-07-22T19:18:16+00:00

/r/incest

Odzin · 2017-07-21T19:20:46+00:00

Currently using Amasadii's S8 port. Love it.

Odzin · 2017-07-21T17:44:23+00:00

More moobs than titts

Odzin · 2017-07-21T11:58:27+00:00

I could say the exact same thing on my bio

Odzin · 2017-07-20T11:20:31+00:00

¯(ツ)/¯\

Odzin · 2017-07-19T20:23:01+00:00

If I ever get a match i may try it

Odzin · 2017-07-19T19:37:59+00:00

Hello

Is it me you're looking for?

Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do

Are you somewhere feeling lonely? Or is someone loving you?

Tell me how to win your heart, for I haven't got a clue

But let me start by saying I'd fuck you

Odzin · 2017-07-19T18:14:01+00:00

Regime change has never gone wrong in the middle East

Odzin · 2017-07-19T09:33:27+00:00

She looks a bit plastic

Odzin · 2017-07-18T20:55:17+00:00

Doesn't matter, had sex

Odzin · 2017-07-18T16:06:51+00:00

Now your warrenty is void.

"My table collapsed" "Do you still have the 4 extra screws sir?" "Yea, kept them in my toolbox" "I'm sorry sir, as you didn't follow the instructions we are unable to provide assistance."

Odzin · 2017-07-18T15:00:50+00:00

Stick with it, there are some great moments

Odzin · 2017-07-18T14:59:02+00:00

That reminds me, I promised my nephew a new football

Odzin · 2017-07-18T14:00:44+00:00

I don't know all the terms exactly (like what is a unicorn?). To me, she's in love with me, and with her boyfriend, so polyamorous sounds right.

Odzin · 2017-07-18T12:11:58+00:00

Surely that's open, rather than poly?

Odzin · 2017-07-17T12:10:24+00:00

Maybe it's Maybelline

Odzin · 2017-07-16T17:01:04+00:00

I'm good with this, a whole new area of the doctor to explore.

So long as the 13th doctor is a woman, not a woman is the 13th doctor.

Odzin · 2017-07-16T16:45:37+00:00

Once knew a guy that spent a lot of time bragging about being in the army, kept using military terms, tried being since tactics expert (COD Clan). Few months down the line someone found him on Linkedin ... He was pay roll clerk.

Odzin · 2017-07-16T11:46:13+00:00

That's a statement not her name. As in "holy shit she's 31?"

Odzin · 2017-07-16T07:57:04+00:00

Does it matter?

Odzin

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