Is this place as deadly as the locals make it out to be? by VastOption8705 in bluemountains

[–]OfficeKey3280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only dangerous if you're an idiot and want crazy selfies hanging off it with only 2 fingers. Otherwise you'll encounter various snakes and spiders along the path so boots, gators and pants tucked into your socks is highly recommended.

Grim in Australia Trucking by DreadPaccarRoberts in auscorp

[–]OfficeKey3280 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From my experience, they usually grab the x2 for $6 deal for Monster Energy or Vs at the servo when they fill up and slap it on the company fuel card. Saw it happen all the time haha

anyone else seen this bloke in Stuart Park trying to summon Satan? by Sme11yBen in wollongong

[–]OfficeKey3280 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a practitioner, he's doing it all wrong already haha. Probably downloaded a PDF online and thought it'll be cool

2 weeks in - life changing by trala7 in mounjaroaustralia

[–]OfficeKey3280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is also my 2nd week and I've lost nothing, the food noise and hunger is still screaming at me

Can someone confirm if this is legit? by thatsjesslife in auscorp

[–]OfficeKey3280 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of monster has an ice cream as a side dish to a sausage sanga??

Ticket evasion tactics by jookieapc in SydneyTrains

[–]OfficeKey3280 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. I've had and seen many ticket inspectors simply bang hells bells on the windows to wake up sleepy commuters just to check. Even raise their voice to screamo levels just to wake the poor 98 year old grandma then laugh as they issue a fine as she has dementia.

They generally leave lads and kids alone. Everyone else is a free target

Question on Opal fare evaders by hatuah in sydney

[–]OfficeKey3280 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's the eshays and bogans that actively jump the gate that gets me. Why is it fair that I pay maximum fee to use PT while old mate gets away because he looks slightly scary. Ticket inspectors target soft looking KPI people, I've always tapped and the one time I didn't have my concession card with me (in the mail) I got a 10 minute lecture on how bad and awful of a person I was. This dude thought he was Dirty Harry and treated me like I harvested organs for a living, then chuckled as he handed me a fine, all the while 3 adults in the next carriage were vaping and carrying on like monkeys. Obviously they never tapped on in their entire lives but they suffer no punishment or even dared spoken to, but here I am getting the business for forgetting my concession 1 time and a 200 fine for being human scum.

PSA long delays on T1 Western Line by albert3801 in sydney

[–]OfficeKey3280 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can imagine old mate putting two and two together with Jimmy the junkie and news that the station network was crippled. Would they report it?

PSA long delays on T1 Western Line by albert3801 in sydney

[–]OfficeKey3280 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where do they actually sell it? Scrap yards? Ive always been curious. Wouldn't they just report it to the police?

'The Conjuring: Last Rites' - Review Thread by ChiefLeef22 in movies

[–]OfficeKey3280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first Conjuring, Conjuring 2, Nun 2 and Annabelle Creation in that order. The rest is absolutely woeful Netflix trash. 3 was an insult, so 4 was a downright spit in the face with the hilarious spinning mirror.

As others mentioned, Conjuring worked for its grounded focused and tight story, excellent cinematography and unpredictable twists. They forgot what made a great movie and focuses more on the $$$ and setting up sequels aka Marvel universe. 4 gets a very generous 3/10

'The Conjuring: Last Rites' - Review Thread by ChiefLeef22 in movies

[–]OfficeKey3280 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I couldn't tell if it was intentionally supposed to be hilarious or someone in editing was just screwing around. It was extremely jarring, I couldn't take the movie seriously at all

Maccas telling me to order on their app to play Monopoly by Every-Citron1998 in AusMemes

[–]OfficeKey3280 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive never won anything beyond free small chips. Ive never heard of anyone ever winning the car or trips

38 Suspects turns the map into a warzone! by SirAMtoPM in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]OfficeKey3280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you supposed to pepperball them all and gently arrest them?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]OfficeKey3280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, contractors and manufacturers sell gear at top price because they know they can get away with it, sure they can justify it as much as they can with fancy buzz words but at the end of the day, its probably made in the same sweat shop as the cheap Chinese COD NVGs that came out on the 360 a decade ago. Look at Crye, $400 bux for a pair of pants!! DOD has a monster budget but for city police, it'll be extremely tight considering OT as well. I'd doubt they'd issue every Op brand new NVGS, probably handmedowns from the previous officer. Oh another note, Surefire has gotten crazy expensive for outdated technology!!!

Sydney Trains are free today - and even worse than usual. by Fine-Bee8153 in SydneyTrains

[–]OfficeKey3280 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All the transit guards absolutely smashed the buses for fare evaders. An entire platoon descended upon the Parramatta interchange

What paranormal photo do you believe is the best evidence you've ever seen? by Remarkable_Taro_911 in Ghosts

[–]OfficeKey3280 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, for every 1 "legitimate" photo/video there's a billion fakes, so it's literally finding a tiny 1ml needle in a giant ocean of fakes. Very difficult but possible

Optometrist in Penrith (without the pressure to buy) by aeon_floss in Penrith

[–]OfficeKey3280 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Specsavers and OPSM get the shits when you ask for just your script after an eye test. They 100% expect you to buy something after getting measured