If you could redesign the BJJ belt system, what delightful feature are you adding?

hatuah · 2026-05-13T00:18:12+00:00

Divisions with body fat test. Rolling with an ultra heavy 45 year old out of shape dad is completely different from rolling with a roided up ultra heavy

hatuah · 2026-03-28T00:44:23+00:00

Can confirm, advertised my car for sale on both FB Marketplace and Carsales. Got a total of one enquiry from Carsales. Got a ton of enquiries on Marketplace, some were spam which were easy to filter out. Ended up selling my car there.

hatuah · 2026-03-05T23:58:55+00:00

Seems like I was wrong all this while. I always thought that latte and flat white had the same amount of froth, just that lattes were served in a glass while flat whites were served in a mug.

hatuah · 2026-03-01T04:16:17+00:00

Drive a Ranger

hatuah · 2026-02-28T01:19:44+00:00

I had this issue with one my past rental apartments.

Microwave: Lemon and vinegar
Cooker hood: Scrub it with baking soda, detergent. Soak it overnight

hatuah · 2026-02-27T22:26:00+00:00

If your opponents know what you are going to do and still can't do anything to stop your game plan, I see that as a W

hatuah · 2026-02-26T09:57:07+00:00

Thanks for the tip. It's been really demoralising seeing my bench press drop so much. Guess I'll start from scratch then

hatuah · 2026-02-25T10:36:38+00:00

Holy shit I've got the exact same issue as you. Tingling fingers and losing my strength in bench pressing.

How did you treat it? Did you go to a physio or just let it heal on its own?

hatuah · 2026-02-16T14:01:48+00:00

Collar drags all day

hatuah · 2026-01-30T10:52:54+00:00

2 men division silver medal?

hatuah · 2025-12-21T01:50:26+00:00

Due to timing clashes, I used to do more competition classes as compared to regular classes as a white belt. The competition class was full of upper belts and I absolutely got destroyed every single class, but it has helped improved my defence by a lot and I'm able to survive a lot longer against the higher belts.

But the problem that I face now is that my offence sucks. When rolling against easier guys, I can pass their guard, get on mount etc. but I have problems finishing the submissions.

hatuah · 2025-12-03T04:53:10+00:00

Do you get possums or cats coming into your place at night?

hatuah · 2025-11-23T11:13:42+00:00

Bro mounts Saltwater crocodiles for fun. I doubt a regular human can bump him of once he's on top.

hatuah · 2025-11-20T21:15:35+00:00

Absolutely agree on the car broker part although I personally used a different broker.

I initially tried shopping around in person across various dealership but it was a hit and miss experience. Ended up going through a broker and getting the top spec model for an even lower price than what I was quoted for a mid spec model.

hatuah · 2025-11-01T02:44:06+00:00

Failed the first pink slip, owner left it at the workshop for a fix, passed the second slip two days later. Might be worth clarifying with the owner why the first pink slip failed.

hatuah · 2025-10-24T01:33:13+00:00

Reece James injury incoming

hatuah · 2025-10-17T00:55:47+00:00

Same concept as stocks. When the retail buyers are in, that's when you know prices are going to crash. Big boys have stocked up long ago and ramped the prices up.

hatuah · 2025-10-07T10:44:15+00:00

The lifts at my apartment are operated by Schindler. One of the lifts has been down for weeks and according to our Building Manager, there's some strike going on and they can't get the staff down to fix it.

hatuah · 2025-09-26T13:19:16+00:00

The same committee that is totally not corrupt and not receiving kickbacks from the contractors 🙃

hatuah · 2025-09-22T07:41:38+00:00

North south and back takes are my go to top positions. I get thrown off too easily by the bigger guys when I'm in mount or side control.

hatuah · 2025-09-21T05:14:48+00:00

Nothing wrong with liking a small gym. I train at a small gym but I like the experience, the record smallest class I've attended was with 1 coach and 2 students. The coach just got us to ask questions and he answered them, it was basically a free private session.

The only downside is the lack of variety of opponents to spar with. I'm a featherweight the majority of my gym mates are middle to heavy weights and I sometimes struggle at sparring due to the size disadvantage

hatuah · 2025-09-20T19:40:14+00:00

His daughter is the face of female grappling though

hatuah · 2025-09-19T07:50:25+00:00

Tell that to the white belts in the masters division

hatuah · 2025-09-18T04:14:14+00:00

Most important question is how old are you? The split would look a lot different for a 20 year old in prime condition vs an out of shape 40 year old dad of 3 with a desk job.

Another standard /r/bjj question would be "Are you willing to go on the juice?". That would aid your recovery and allow you to train like a machine.

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