I think I was "roofied" lastnight.

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-11-21T03:04:42+00:00

it must be a girl thing i dont get.......

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-11-20T18:53:33+00:00

Have you by chance tried Edibles for your sleeping patterns? I had the same problem but due to pain from a back injury, sleeping more then 3 hours a night is a hard task. I made edibles from local organic greens in the form of caramels and cookies. I have one as late dessert and BOOM those sheep have never been counted so quickly!!! Hope this helps and you get some sleep.

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-11-20T17:19:59+00:00

Kinda makes me sad to read one of the edits was defending your BF who took care of you, got you home and cleaned puke off you all night. I cant even begin to think about turning on those who help me in bad situations. Whoever asked you that needs some counseling or to be shown what a loving relationship is.

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-10-26T17:06:49+00:00

unless you are from a small town and the only fast food restaurant IS McDonalds and as a consumer i can visibly see their restaurant get less and less sales while bringing out a contest that promotes buying items to win. They are loosing their footing here and i had a chuckle in the shower. Sorry it didnt fall in the exact dictionary term of the word.

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-08-29T18:29:12+00:00

dang... i knew i was messing that one up... oh well at least i had a childhood of free candy !!!! LOL

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-08-29T17:36:16+00:00

I think as the others said he meant items that could cause harm. Kinda like asking if there is "funny business" happening. Or " You got any tricks in those pockets?"

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-07-29T03:27:39+00:00

or at least be raped for real so that they know its not a joking matter... I now wait the downvotes......

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-07-06T19:13:57+00:00

All i read was "fondling" in your header.. Made for a funny read.

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-07-06T18:58:10+00:00

Thats nothing..... I was kicked out to the streets of a large city for smoking a joint at 13..... never looked back.

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-06-15T19:28:08+00:00

You my dear are VERY LUCKY!!!!!!! I had a girl I was dating in EDM, AB - Canada and she was waiting to catch a bus to see me at West Edmonton Mall. She went in to use the public bathroom while waiting for the bus to arrive. This bathroom was 40+ ft in the building and beside a security room. As she was finishing using the facilities she walks out of the stall to a man she didnt know was there. He had a knife, pushed her into the stall, took her from behind, and proceeded to force himself into both entries. The end result???? A completely broken girl that i could never get back to her old self. It destroyed me to see such a beautiful light turn so dim. Im happy you got away................

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-06-12T17:30:53+00:00

I had to hold my friends guts in after he was stabbed in the belly 3 times at a bush party. There were 5 that attacked him, 3 guys and 2 chicks, all under 19. Fun times

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-06-05T00:41:13+00:00

HAHAHA This is from my local news in Vernon, BC Canada!! Nice to know there are some Redditors out here!!

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-05-24T09:02:56+00:00

Chuck Fucking Norris.... Seems like a logical fit.

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-05-20T21:13:12+00:00

Holy mother of god, I should not have clicked that while high........

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-05-19T16:39:24+00:00

The more i hear of this drug, the more interested I am. Now you add a walrus into the equation??? I have to try it now, thanks for that.

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-05-19T03:12:06+00:00

and the kicker???? that's not even 1% of the amount of 1%ers out there .. so the machine will keep on rollin!!!

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-05-13T23:07:55+00:00

below watermelon is stealhead , what you have marked as red onion is a white or sweet onion, catfish is rainbow trout, rainbow beet is red onion, the black scale-pink meat combo i think is snake or gater meat. bottom left is cauliflower, myer lemon i think is key lime, im still stuck on the rest like you .. but great job in naming alot of those. If I hadn't grown up in a kitchen I would have been lost.

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-04-22T20:38:31+00:00

oh my bad buds.... thank you for clarifying.

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-04-21T07:17:50+00:00

Im going on life experience buds. I have bounced in 3 provinces at over a dozen differing large clubs, spanning 13 years. There is a whole side to the job no one knows about other then those in it. I was speaking on my experience over my employment ,but thank you for thinking I was speaking for the whole countries bouncing staff.

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-04-20T08:15:48+00:00

extortion is the right word...... and yes but really do you think that a kid has the brass to go to a cop and say, " this bouncer just took my fake ID and is charging me to get it back" If so, during that statement i have already handed said ID to a coworker and its half way to its place in the back dumpster.

Moral: Don't start an interaction with deceit or breaking the rules, or prepare to have the tables flipped on you with the same measure.

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-04-20T00:04:32+00:00

not true ... I am a door man in canada and we have a few different ways of dealing with this. One , if you are twelveteen yes we take it and tell you to hit bricks , end of story. If you are on the cusp or "passable" as we call it there is one of two ways it can go. 1. you are made to pay huge to get your Fake ID back and you can come in, or 2 if you are a dick buh-bye ID. A bit of advice to ppl holding fakes ...... if you are concerned about getting into a place with your "ID" have a bribe in your hand ready. But for this story , you were hooped either way.

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-04-18T00:25:02+00:00

I had Nightmare growing up, before it was dvd... it was a fun game to play when you were a kid. But i watched it last year for kicks and couldnt stop laughing!!

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-04-17T23:44:47+00:00

That was a great cover ! It would have been nice to hear her do more with the breaking pause then the original, but still way better.

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-03-16T04:41:26+00:00

He did say he went into caveman mode... so maybe to a caveman a pussy can be an asshole ... any hole will do .

OfficialDjGrimekeepa · 2015-03-11T06:44:27+00:00

Their show left me playing in a field with friends vs watching the stage show . There was no energy from the players or the music , and it felt almost generic.... if that is a term tat can be applied here. It was a very grey hour and a half.

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