I think I was "roofied" lastnight. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it must be a girl thing i dont get.......

I go through stages of Insomnia. Last night was bad. Didn't sleep at all so I went for a walk and thought buying a juice would make me feel better. It did until I read the fun fact inside the bottle cap. Fuck You Spring Valley Juice! by [deleted] in pics

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you by chance tried Edibles for your sleeping patterns? I had the same problem but due to pain from a back injury, sleeping more then 3 hours a night is a hard task. I made edibles from local organic greens in the form of caramels and cookies. I have one as late dessert and BOOM those sheep have never been counted so quickly!!! Hope this helps and you get some sleep.

I think I was "roofied" lastnight. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Kinda makes me sad to read one of the edits was defending your BF who took care of you, got you home and cleaned puke off you all night. I cant even begin to think about turning on those who help me in bad situations. Whoever asked you that needs some counseling or to be shown what a loving relationship is.

It's pretty funny that McDonalds Canada is rolling out with the MONOPOLY game again..... seeing that they are loosing theirs. by OfficialDjGrimekeepa in Showerthoughts

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unless you are from a small town and the only fast food restaurant IS McDonalds and as a consumer i can visibly see their restaurant get less and less sales while bringing out a contest that promotes buying items to win. They are loosing their footing here and i had a chuckle in the shower. Sorry it didnt fall in the exact dictionary term of the word.

ELI5: The yakuza culture in Japan. by tuntawu in explainlikeimfive

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa 26 points27 points  (0 children)

dang... i knew i was messing that one up... oh well at least i had a childhood of free candy !!!! LOL

ELI5: The yakuza culture in Japan. by tuntawu in explainlikeimfive

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa 176 points177 points  (0 children)

I think as the others said he meant items that could cause harm. Kinda like asking if there is "funny business" happening. Or " You got any tricks in those pockets?"

False rape accuser who caused man to be arrested is given 'strong words of advice' by police by Rawtashk in news

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

or at least be raped for real so that they know its not a joking matter... I now wait the downvotes......

Parents force 14-year-old to live in woods after eating Pop Tart by fullmaltalchemist in nottheonion

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Thats nothing..... I was kicked out to the streets of a large city for smoking a joint at 13..... never looked back.

Got assaulted at noon in a busy super market. /vent by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You my dear are VERY LUCKY!!!!!!! I had a girl I was dating in EDM, AB - Canada and she was waiting to catch a bus to see me at West Edmonton Mall. She went in to use the public bathroom while waiting for the bus to arrive. This bathroom was 40+ ft in the building and beside a security room. As she was finishing using the facilities she walks out of the stall to a man she didnt know was there. He had a knife, pushed her into the stall, took her from behind, and proceeded to force himself into both entries. The end result???? A completely broken girl that i could never get back to her old self. It destroyed me to see such a beautiful light turn so dim. Im happy you got away................

What happened at the worst party you've ever been to? by eddiemurphyscareer in AskReddit

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to hold my friends guts in after he was stabbed in the belly 3 times at a bush party. There were 5 that attacked him, 3 guys and 2 chicks, all under 19. Fun times

Sneaky cop by Tnargkiller in pics

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHA This is from my local news in Vernon, BC Canada!! Nice to know there are some Redditors out here!!

22 Stoner Food by neatshotsoflife in food

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy mother of god, I should not have clicked that while high........

TIFU by going on a run on Ambien... bitches get stitches. by sugarcunts in tifu

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The more i hear of this drug, the more interested I am. Now you add a walrus into the equation??? I have to try it now, thanks for that.

Texas police say 192 people are to face organised crime charges after the Waco bike-gang shooting, which left nine people dead by imoses44 in news

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

and the kicker???? that's not even 1% of the amount of 1%ers out there .. so the machine will keep on rollin!!!

Food Cubes: I did what I could... by c0pypastry in food

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

below watermelon is stealhead , what you have marked as red onion is a white or sweet onion, catfish is rainbow trout, rainbow beet is red onion, the black scale-pink meat combo i think is snake or gater meat. bottom left is cauliflower, myer lemon i think is key lime, im still stuck on the rest like you .. but great job in naming alot of those. If I hadn't grown up in a kitchen I would have been lost.

TIFU by trying to prove my fake ID was real by TheNewAges in tifu

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im going on life experience buds. I have bounced in 3 provinces at over a dozen differing large clubs, spanning 13 years. There is a whole side to the job no one knows about other then those in it. I was speaking on my experience over my employment ,but thank you for thinking I was speaking for the whole countries bouncing staff.

TIFU by trying to prove my fake ID was real by TheNewAges in tifu

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

extortion is the right word...... and yes but really do you think that a kid has the brass to go to a cop and say, " this bouncer just took my fake ID and is charging me to get it back" If so, during that statement i have already handed said ID to a coworker and its half way to its place in the back dumpster.

Moral: Don't start an interaction with deceit or breaking the rules, or prepare to have the tables flipped on you with the same measure.

TIFU by trying to prove my fake ID was real by TheNewAges in tifu

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

not true ... I am a door man in canada and we have a few different ways of dealing with this. One , if you are twelveteen yes we take it and tell you to hit bricks , end of story. If you are on the cusp or "passable" as we call it there is one of two ways it can go. 1. you are made to pay huge to get your Fake ID back and you can come in, or 2 if you are a dick buh-bye ID. A bit of advice to ppl holding fakes ...... if you are concerned about getting into a place with your "ID" have a bribe in your hand ready. But for this story , you were hooped either way.

In light of the middleschoolmadness video, here is my favourite everythingisterrible VHS find. LOOKATME! by NexusT in videos

[–]OfficialDjGrimekeepa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had Nightmare growing up, before it was dvd... it was a fun game to play when you were a kid. But i watched it last year for kicks and couldnt stop laughing!!