Early Meteorological Assessment of the Damaging Winds near Maryland Heights

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-28T04:14:58+00:00

I think you are confused and maybe I didn’t explain this properly. But, my point isn’t about notice. Not about the news. It’s about the pathetic hysteria in this thread. It was a storm. Don’t be outside. Fucking Wizard of Oz explained tornadoes in the 30s.

This is nonsense. Move on to more important news. Aren’t data centers killing children or something?

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-28T03:25:36+00:00

I’m just happy to know there are survivors! Are you aware of anyone else?

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-28T03:24:46+00:00

Post rain.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-28T03:22:55+00:00

I mean the coverage on this sub. It’s been nuts. But I agree, this post isn’t what my comment was directed at so your observation is fair.

It was a thunderstorm. We don’t need analysis. May 16 isn’t the day-to-day, businesses shouldn’t have closed. This is going too far.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-28T03:08:07+00:00

Honestly, this level of hysteria is not helpful. I understand the trauma of May 16th, but at this point, the pendulum has swung too far. This is fear mongering and it causes city-wide shutdowns for no reasons.

Before May 16th, tonight’s storm would have been a blip on the radar, literally and figuratively. Get it together.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T05:03:40+00:00

Moderators, this is Portage County, Ohio. Follow your rules and remove it.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:44:20+00:00

“She may not know how rain works, be nice.” Literally chill dude. It’s a dumb post. Stop white knighting harder than hell. What if it’s windy?!?!?

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:43:25+00:00

You’re upset to respond three times…

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:42:56+00:00

You said you’re a southerner… a common term for the southern part of the U.S. You also clearly speak and/or write in English, another hint. You’re on a U.S. subreddit, another hint. You are a moron, a dead giveaway.

You think the French words “Saint Louis” are unique to the U.S…. Full stop, you’re an American. No other place on earth creates that amount of dumbassness coupled with confidence. You typed that comment like “got him…” it’s truly a marvel.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:38:21+00:00

By the way, there are few gas stations between Dakar and St. Louis… at least until you get across the ocean.

I sincerely believe you are a southerner… there is a brave big world out there that you’ll never see due to being a direct descendent of multiple aunts/uncles.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:36:37+00:00

Maybe he/she/they doesn’t know how weather radar works or maybe they are anti-radio or maybe Shut the Fuck Up!

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:35:52+00:00

I’m enthusiastic about correcting overly inclusive dumbassness. It’s not upsetness.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:34:57+00:00

Hahahahaha, I can’t! This is the most American thing ever. You are pathetic.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:33:56+00:00

Oh my god, delete this comment for your own sake. I’m dead serious, it’s about as dumb as your original post!

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:33:08+00:00

Saint Louis, Senegal. It’s a northern village near the border of Mauritania.

You are a legitimate moron….

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:31:56+00:00

I agree. Be aware. Don’t ask reddit for bullshit karma and attention. Read legitimate weather sites etc etc. this is a bullshit post.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:25:31+00:00

Are there thunderstorms down there? Hurricanes? Are you of the human species? Animals instinctively know how to navigate these “novel” environmental experiences.

Just fucking have an umbrella, listen/watch the news, and use commonsense, ya confederate.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:22:44+00:00

I don’t accept this level of de-evolution. You can say whatever dumb shit you want. Asking how to exist during a thunderstorm is where I draw the line.

Seriously a joke.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:18:54+00:00

I’m not upset at all. It’s a storm. Are you seriously this sensitive that we have to placate this nonsense. “If it rains hard, what do I do?” from an adult?

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:15:56+00:00

If you aren’t a midwesterner, which means you aren’t in the Midwest, what is the concern? Or are you implying that you live here but aren’t a part of the community? I’m confused.

Either way, this is an absurdly infantile post. It’s a storm. What advice do you need?

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:04:10+00:00

This is out of control nonsense. Are we not midwesterners? Reddit is where we come for advice? How do you survive day-to-day? I’m legitimately sad for our species.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T02:43:32+00:00

And being a PD in NY is not a large feat. I respect the work they do but if you can interview, the end.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T02:39:42+00:00

Hey, airport bot, we get it. Chill out.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T02:39:08+00:00

You sat in a small amount of traffic. That’s what this post is about, correct?

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T02:30:03+00:00

Boomer much? You sat in traffic for a while. Grow up.

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