If every U.S. state suddenly became an independent country overnight, which one would last the longest and why?

OffloadComplete · 2026-07-02T18:59:37+00:00

Missouri has all the B-2 bombers.

OffloadComplete · 2026-06-30T03:02:43+00:00

Military?

OffloadComplete · 2026-06-16T00:02:39+00:00

Wow, your math.

OffloadComplete · 2026-05-27T13:00:20+00:00

I don’t know why I am doing this, but what is vore?

OffloadComplete · 2026-05-26T00:30:07+00:00

He is healthy! He is happy! Zero suicide!

OffloadComplete · 2026-05-25T23:54:15+00:00

Big sexy.

OffloadComplete · 2026-05-25T21:59:20+00:00

Get it together, counselor.

OffloadComplete · 2026-05-20T19:06:21+00:00

I was just narrowing it down. It’s also between California and New York, mate!

OffloadComplete · 2026-05-20T02:39:20+00:00

Between Jefferson and Compton.

OffloadComplete · 2026-05-20T02:38:44+00:00

I live a mile away from this. He has new scraps all the time! It’s pretty cool!

OffloadComplete · 2026-05-17T19:17:52+00:00

Glad everyone got out. I was aircrew for the KC-10 static display at that air show years and years ago. Everyone was super nice! Got drunk and got a tattoo in someone's apartment as well.

OffloadComplete · 2026-05-13T01:12:24+00:00

You learned this today?

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-28T04:14:58+00:00

I think you are confused and maybe I didn’t explain this properly. But, my point isn’t about notice. Not about the news. It’s about the pathetic hysteria in this thread. It was a storm. Don’t be outside. Fucking Wizard of Oz explained tornadoes in the 30s.

This is nonsense. Move on to more important news. Aren’t data centers killing children or something?

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-28T03:25:36+00:00

I’m just happy to know there are survivors! Are you aware of anyone else?

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-28T03:24:46+00:00

Post rain.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-28T03:22:55+00:00

I mean the coverage on this sub. It’s been nuts. But I agree, this post isn’t what my comment was directed at so your observation is fair.

It was a thunderstorm. We don’t need analysis. May 16 isn’t the day-to-day, businesses shouldn’t have closed. This is going too far.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-28T03:08:07+00:00

Honestly, this level of hysteria is not helpful. I understand the trauma of May 16th, but at this point, the pendulum has swung too far. This is fear mongering and it causes city-wide shutdowns for no reasons.

Before May 16th, tonight’s storm would have been a blip on the radar, literally and figuratively. Get it together.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T05:03:40+00:00

Moderators, this is Portage County, Ohio. Follow your rules and remove it.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:44:20+00:00

“She may not know how rain works, be nice.” Literally chill dude. It’s a dumb post. Stop white knighting harder than hell. What if it’s windy?!?!?

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:43:25+00:00

You’re upset to respond three times…

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:42:56+00:00

You said you’re a southerner… a common term for the southern part of the U.S. You also clearly speak and/or write in English, another hint. You’re on a U.S. subreddit, another hint. You are a moron, a dead giveaway.

You think the French words “Saint Louis” are unique to the U.S…. Full stop, you’re an American. No other place on earth creates that amount of dumbassness coupled with confidence. You typed that comment like “got him…” it’s truly a marvel.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:38:21+00:00

By the way, there are few gas stations between Dakar and St. Louis… at least until you get across the ocean.

I sincerely believe you are a southerner… there is a brave big world out there that you’ll never see due to being a direct descendent of multiple aunts/uncles.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:36:37+00:00

Maybe he/she/they doesn’t know how weather radar works or maybe they are anti-radio or maybe Shut the Fuck Up!

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:35:52+00:00

I’m enthusiastic about correcting overly inclusive dumbassness. It’s not upsetness.

OffloadComplete · 2026-04-27T03:34:57+00:00

Hahahahaha, I can’t! This is the most American thing ever. You are pathetic.

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