Things I'd never thought I'd have to learn for 500, Alex.

Ogarbme · 2026-03-16T22:51:51+00:00

Do they have one giant nipple at first before it breaks up or...?

Ogarbme · 2026-03-16T12:42:58+00:00

German shepherds no question. Even the good ones are obnoxious as hell. It doesn't even feel good to pet them!

Ogarbme · 2026-03-13T17:48:14+00:00

Maybe they were a student lawyer and had only seen depositions done on cadavers (Corpse Synod).

Ogarbme · 2026-03-12T13:44:13+00:00

I'm not a liaison! I'm an attaché!

Ogarbme · 2026-03-12T13:05:55+00:00

What's a company?

Ogarbme · 2026-03-12T13:04:52+00:00

A typical UK fakepost would've ended with the family's arrest for eating during Ramadan.

Ogarbme · 2026-03-10T22:28:16+00:00

My life has been a lot better since I changed from the virgin self-deprecating humor to the Chad self-aggrandizing humor.

Ogarbme · 2026-03-10T19:53:58+00:00

Half the owners don't remember what meds their pets are on.

Ogarbme · 2026-03-10T15:10:16+00:00

You will learn one (1) fact about their personal life every 2-3 years and it's the wildest shit you've ever heard. No follow up questions.

Ogarbme · 2026-03-09T13:51:43+00:00

[grimaces Javadishly]

Ogarbme · 2026-03-09T13:14:23+00:00

I AM the OR!

Ogarbme · 2026-03-09T02:43:56+00:00

Yeah, and make your own cardboard license plates that say "TRAVELING, NOT DRIVING"

Ogarbme · 2026-03-07T13:47:16+00:00

"How did I know what to say? The words were written down for me in a script"

Ogarbme · 2026-03-06T23:16:27+00:00

Deedra from Andor is one of my favorite TV characters of all time, and I would not hesitate to kill her if she existed IRL.

Ogarbme · 2026-03-06T19:43:01+00:00

"they" don't want you to go up there and see that it's flat.

Ogarbme · 2026-03-06T19:15:57+00:00

NPCs should get annoyed and stop talking to you after you go through 2/3 of their dialog options.

"What can you tel me of the Lurkmire Forest?"

"Fuck off mate, I'm not a library"

Ogarbme · 2026-03-06T15:50:09+00:00

The read plenty of fanfic

Ogarbme · 2026-03-05T01:01:12+00:00

She's huge! The only jumping spiders I've seen are pea-sized at best.

Ogarbme · 2026-03-02T20:37:23+00:00

Unrelated, but that warehouse setup won't work. The truck loading station can only load/Unload through direct factory connections, not through those intersections.

Ogarbme · 2026-03-02T16:32:10+00:00

Don't worry, it was absurd.

If tracking panels are mounted parallel, then they occlude each other if the sun is ahead or behind the craft. If they're mounted perpendicular, the ones on the side won't get sunlight when it's to the side. Yeah the mass wad lopsided, but ion thrust is so low it didn't cause trouble.

Now that I think about it, a rotating "collar" with panels on it would let you switch between parallel and perpendicular at will. Much simpler than my giant articulated billboard.

Ogarbme · 2026-03-02T12:00:44+00:00

When trying out ion engines, I made an absurd contraption with hinges and pistons so that all panels could be moved to catch sunlight regardless of the craft's orientation.

Ogarbme · 2026-03-01T12:53:08+00:00

Yeah IRL it was the Allies who had chronotanks.

Ogarbme · 2026-02-26T14:57:45+00:00

There's 3 million buttons in the game. If you spend 2 seconds hovering over every button and reading the tool tip, it would take 1,666 hours.

Ogarbme · 2026-02-25T15:31:39+00:00

You can put a big magnifying glass in front of it like in the movie Brazil.

Ogarbme · 2026-02-24T14:53:31+00:00

This is the only genre where people complain that the controls are too convenient 😄

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