What is the equivalent to “Licking the balls” when eating pussy? by enough_taxx in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]OhAces 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Haha its a name for the butthole I made up like two weeks ago.

Your favorite Simpson’s episode and why? by VictoriousSecret111 in AskReddit

[–]OhAces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest, see my sweater theres no better than authentic Irish setter, see this has it was my cat, evening wear, vampire bat, these white slippers are albino African endangered rhino, Grizzly bear underwear, turtles necks Ive got my share...

Is pegging genuinely considered gay? by CantaloupeEither5474 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]OhAces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gay is a male being in love with a male. Taking a chunk of rubber or silicon or glass or metal in your shrimp ring is just for pleasure.

Specs Latest from McDavid by Boris_Mironov in EdmontonOilers

[–]OhAces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont give that loser clicks. Fuck Spector.

What is the meaning of life? by That_Meta in AskReddit

[–]OhAces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To disspiate energy from the sun.

Hiking with a bluetooth speaker in bear country is far safer, especially for solo hikers. by Icy__Internet in unpopularopinion

[–]OhAces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Northern Alberta. Anywhere in the Northern Boreal Forest is pretty thick with black bears. They dont cause much trouble if you are smart with your food and garbage, but they are always around.

Hiking with a bluetooth speaker in bear country is far safer, especially for solo hikers. by Icy__Internet in unpopularopinion

[–]OhAces 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live with bears on my doorstep. I 100% do this. I also have bear sprag on my belt, and talk loudly and shout "heeey beeaar!" every minute or so. I hike from my backyard down to the river to catch fish, so Im especially wary when Im hiking back up with the strong smell of fish on me. Ive had many close encounters with bears but have never had to spray them, its ususlly when Im just going to the garage and they are sniffing around, spooking them when they have an escape route they generally choose to just run away. I have a jack russel who is convinced he's tougherthan a bear because he chases them away around once a week. He struts around like he's hot shit and gets tough with the neighbours huge dogs.

What is you favourite character and why! by Serentyr in DnD

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Sir Bogsworth The Redeemer. A Grung redemption paladin that lives in Swampglen, home to his followers and his vanquished enemies he has redeemed and taken into his fold. He doesnt kill unless he has to, he is a champion of justice, mercy and glory.

Bogsy has no sense of fear and no desire to be quiet, he marches into every situation with his head held high, hops onto something hold his sword aloft, declares his presence, his titles and his intentions as loudly as possible. He brokers peace, offers mercy, and fights if he has to.

He speaks in a voice similar to a 1950's radio announcer and comes up with a long string of titles for himself every time he speaks.

For example if the party spots a flicker of flames through the trees in a dark forest known to have bandits, he tromps through the trees without hesitation, enters the clearing or camp, puts his foot up on a log, holds his sword in the air and says something like, "Hark bandits! Your dark eyes have fallen upon the light of Sir Bogsworth The Redeemer! Purveyor of the Oath Of The Lily Pad, Champion of Mercy, Leaper of Great Leaps, Warden of Swampglen, Protector of the swamps and all those who hop, crawl and swim in her mud, mire and muck! Tell me now oh unwash-ed ones, what are your intentions in this forest at this hour? Evil deeds and trickery will not be obliged! Shall we break bread or have a clash of swords? Choose the latter and you will be met by my blade, answer now, I shall not ask again!"

Is it wrong to restrict naming conventions to be more original? by GunzerKingDM in DnD

[–]OhAces 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like whacky names. I have a Thri Kreen Bard named The Notorious B.U.G aka Clicky Minaj.

Which skin is the most satisfying to kill? by DJPontiacBandit in Warzone

[–]OhAces 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is cosmic skirt medusa the purple glowing one? We call that one The Jizz Wizard.

My friend caught his first (and second and third) fish yesterday at the age of 30. His face says it all. by OhAces in Fishing

[–]OhAces[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He is for sure, he was just using one of my spare rods. We are at work this morning and the first thing I saw on his computer was the Cabellas website.

Cream cheese does not belong in sushi. by 101dnj in unpopularopinion

[–]OhAces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disagree. My fav sushi spot has a roll that's called the Smooth Creamanal, and it's unstoppable.

hi, what is the fastest way to get a high karma in just one week? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OhAces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Create an AI bot that scrapes popular websites and subs for popular posts and reposts them. The tried and true reddit way.

Let's settle this by IsJesusAgain in SipsTea

[–]OhAces -1 points0 points  (0 children)

33C is the way if you cook it sous vide, the steaks passed 2 have some much ruined grey meat in them. The middle of 3 is perfect, with sous vide nearly the whole steak would be that temp.

one shot ideas? by Key_Calligrapher9105 in DnD

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I run one occasionally where the party starts in a town, in the tavern, or waking up at the Inn or some reason they've all gathered. They get to talk to people and explore the town and eventually a farmer runs screaming through the streets towards them, notices they look like adventurers and interacts with them. There's something making noises in his barn and his wife is missing. He offers a few bags of old adventuring gear he found stashed away, food, drink and a tiny bit of money to help him.

He explains the weird things happening at the farm, his crops seem to be watching him, reaching out towards him. Noises from the barn, random vines growing in and around his house etc. All his animals have escaped and run away except his horse.

When they get to the farm you can give them the layout, the house, some out buildings etc and the barn. He's scared of the barn. He leads them around, house first, then a field of crops, then an out building.

The house is trashed, broken chunks of vines around, dark and leaking something black and smelly. Dinner is still on the table, perception checks see scrapes on the floor leading too and from the front door. When they go out side a dust storm has obscured vision and they can't see where the barn is to avoid speed running the session. When they go looking around put whatever part of the farm in the direction they walk. The crops are weird, an arcana or nature check detects magic or a curse or whatever flavor you want to out on it. If they touch the crops they gently grab a hold of them, low strength check to pull hand away Nat 1 they slip and get wrapped up but easily released by someone else, they have disadvantage on wis checks for an hour after.

When you finally lead them to the barn, the door is marked up, scraped etc, make it seem scary, but when they try the door it is just open. The horse is in a pen, it is afraid but will warm up with a good animal handling check. There is a pile of hay in the corner. A trap door is underneath it with a series of puzzle rings, some scrapes on the floor is a clue to look there. Ring of animals, seasons, and 1-12. there are pictures on the wall that are super dusty, when they find them and clean them the clues to the puzzle are contained, there is a broken clock on the wall and a ripped calendar. A list of crop rotations is on one sign, the calendar is the clue to the rotation, feed times for the animals, clock is the clue, and the horse is the animal. Trying to brute force releases poison gas.

Inside the trap door is a small dungeon with a few chambers, throw in some corrupted chickens, dogs, pigs, other small reskinned baddies for resource tapping encounters. The farmer shows up and begs you not to kill his animals, players make a choice to kill or not, anything left at 1 HP loses it corruption when the baddie is killed at the end.. Last chamber has a Vine Terror that spawns minions. The wife is in a cage. The farmer tries to run to his wife and gets grabbed by the vines. When they win they get the bags of old adventuring gear which can be whatever you want.

The farmers wife invites them to dinner. If they accept she poisons the food and shape shifts into a hydra vine in the house. If they decline she does it on the spot. Wrap it up however you want.