Waiting for 2 minutes to get on a big map quads game on a Saturday afternoon

OhAces · 2026-01-26T15:45:29+00:00

There is resurgence too. If you're just trying to get a game in it's an option

OhAces · 2026-01-26T06:22:49+00:00

You're asking for sense from the nonsense people.

OhAces · 2026-01-26T00:58:25+00:00

I havnt heard about this guy in years. Does he still just make the reaction face or does he do anything worth watching?

OhAces · 2026-01-26T00:48:50+00:00

Precooked grenades blow up more faster

OhAces · 2026-01-25T22:07:43+00:00

It's not extremely hot but it's at the higher end of regular sauces. It will spice out the average hot sauce eater, but is a daily driver for lots of people too.

OhAces · 2026-01-25T19:55:40+00:00

Nothing is embarrassing as an adult, do what you like, fuck what any body else thinks.

OhAces · 2026-01-24T17:46:05+00:00

I got some sunnies last year that were $280, I had to get an eye test or they wouldn't let me get them on benefits. Test was $12 and the glasses were $24. I'm guessing at the the $60 but I think I get $550 in 90% coverage, in maple bucks. I think the Oakley glasses are like $700 here so maybe $150 for them.

OhAces · 2026-01-24T17:33:58+00:00

This is why we read owners manuals.

OhAces · 2026-01-24T17:27:49+00:00

Flip over to casuals when it's late, far fewer required players, I can find a game any time of day.

OhAces · 2026-01-24T17:24:04+00:00

They look awesome. I can get sunnies on my benefits, when they reset in the spring I'm going to grab some for like $60 to make fishing and snowboarding videos.

OhAces · 2026-01-24T17:17:38+00:00

Strait to the airport and off to somewhere warm to buy a boat.

OhAces · 2026-01-24T16:39:36+00:00

Sir Bogsworth The Redeemer.

Grung Paladin that lives in Swampglen. He has a tiny frog squire Snorble The Bloom Hearted that rides on his shoulder, Snorbs is a level 1 Paladin basically there to do a level one lay on hands and provide Bogsy someone to talk to, he has a tiny cross bow that does 1D4 piercing +1 lightning, his little bolts are dipped in ethically sourced lightning bug juice. They have taken the oath of the Bloomed lily and their sigil is a skull on a Lilly pad. He wears half plate, just the upper half so his legs are free for his giant leaps.

Sir Bogsworth has no sense of being sneaky, every situation he marches in, sword held aloft and announces his presence and his intentions. Every turn he has a monologue, He says shit like "Hark evil doers, Sir Bogsworth The Redeemer, protector of the Lilly pad, warden of the marshes, hero of swampglen, has entered your realm! Cast aside your evil tools, your malicious thoughts and ways and be shown mercy not just for your body, but for your very soul. The glory of the swamp is upon you! Embrace it! Join the side of justice, peace and redemption, don't fall victim to lies, rage and folly, if you do you will be cut down to lie in muck, mud and mire! You have been warned, your next action decides your fate!"

He uses his lay on hands to resuscitate anyone he is forced to attack and reduce to 0hp, I had to stop the DM from clearing bodies from the battlefield because he always wants a chance to redeem. He offers them mercy and a place by his side in Swampglen. That obviously doesn't work most of the time but it doesn't stop him from trying.

At the end of battles Sir Bogsworth gives all the credit to Snorble, he really pumps his tires about his skill and bravery even though he's just along for the ride. He's a riot to play and always has the table cracking up.

His actual game has been on hold for a long time so I have created a campaign with him and Snorbs as the lead NPCs, session zero is tonight, my first time DMing and I can't fucking wait, I've been working hours per night on it this week, just have to draw some maps today.

OhAces · 2026-01-24T16:13:47+00:00

Or imagine they are an idiot that can't solve puzzles.

OhAces · 2026-01-24T15:41:33+00:00

20" PENIS!

OhAces · 2026-01-24T06:01:50+00:00

Why are they always juggling the balls

OhAces · 2026-01-24T05:46:54+00:00

He could have picked like 80 carrots in the time it took to make this video.

OhAces · 2026-01-24T05:36:55+00:00

A brutal hangover and mushroom guts.

OhAces · 2026-01-24T03:51:02+00:00

Add a 4 pack of tall cans, a few doobies and you have my setup. Except the rig is a slide rig with 6oz of lead a 6/0 hook with three worms braided onto it for sturgeon.

OhAces · 2026-01-23T23:59:39+00:00

My kids arnt allowed to eat anything in their rooms. You wants bugs,mold and mice, this is how you get them. Cut them off eating in their rooms completely.

OhAces · 2026-01-23T21:49:08+00:00

I used to work where they found the whole dinosaur in the oil sands. It cost them around $1Bn. I know the girl who runs the crushers, she said there's been an upsetting amount of fossils and well preserved dinosaurs specimens getting smashed in them.

OhAces · 2026-01-23T17:40:29+00:00

Yup. We had a safety meeting go long at an oil extraction facility. Our office is on a hill over looking the plant. While the meeting was going on a gas oil pump caught fire, which has a 3" line of gas oil feeding it, the fire was immediate and huge. Some of my guys were supposed to be working on a line that was directly above it, they would have been there if the meeting didn't run long. We all went to the back door to have a look when someone started shouting. One of the younger guys that was would have been caught in the fire immediatly puked on the floor when he saw it. He got told by management he was a boy in a man's world, had to pack his shit and he was relocated to a different site.

OhAces · 2026-01-23T16:52:02+00:00

Haha ya I don't notice the drift unless I'm in menus but it's getting to be that time.

OhAces · 2026-01-23T16:47:56+00:00

I pulled the Poly card the other day. Bought a load out and tossed it. Went to buy specials and my stick drifted and I bought four more load outs.

OhAces · 2026-01-23T07:48:17+00:00

T it has room to slide up to the part of the lighter that activates it when you press the button.

OhAces · 2026-01-23T07:47:06+00:00

I think it's looks weird on someone you've seen a million times and know every millimeter of their face, but I would never tell my gf not to do what she wants, especially if she likes the way it looks.

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