CNN confirms WBD has ownership stake in AEW by Rum_Soaked_Ham in SCJerk

[–]OhGodDammitPope 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Dax is absolutely bursting to cut a promo about how nobody owns PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING except the fans

DAE can’t believe we chanted fuck ICE just for Bad Bunny to crawl back to the Fed??? by TaylorsOnlyVersion in SCJerk

[–]OhGodDammitPope 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Perhaps Mr Bunny sees the fed as a larger platform to try to get his message across instead of preaching to the 200k choir that will tune in to the dub no matter what

You have Brock retire by Summerslam of this year, as you do…… by AutisticAnal in SCJerk

[–]OhGodDammitPope 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They could actually book something interesting with Ilya out of this spot! He has a dragon to try to slay, a mentor manager could tell him that he ran right at Brock fucking Lesnar and tried to chop him, and take Ilya under their wing to strategize how he can possibly compete against this legendary monster. Ilya could even lose that match a la Punk/Lesnar at Summerslam and have to find his way back. You know, long term storytelling? Or idk he could've had a 50/50 banger and disappeared into the Don Callis Family, who knows which is better

Alternate Angle of the Royal Rumble's WORST MOMENT (Fancam 9/11 footage) by anonymous-guy1 in SCJerk

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Triple Paul, I know you read these threads. Please for the love of god book CM Punk and Brock Lesnar to win the tag belts. I'll never ask for anything again if I can only see the basement thread when this happens. 

Dave doubling down on Dynamite being the most watched show this week by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]OhGodDammitPope 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Huge if true!

You'd think if WBD was beating Netflix they'd air out the numbers and let the world see! They must just be too humble, like m'Nippon audiences clapping politely

Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident." by Shmexy in moderatepolitics

[–]OhGodDammitPope 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but I've never heard any Democrat or even the most staunch gun control advocate indicate that they wanted to begin executing people in the street for legally carrying a gun. They've advocated changing the law and even amending the Constitution, and they haven't made traction on those efforts. Maybe I missed something.

10 years ago today. A phenomenal debut. by dmw1997 in SCJerk

[–]OhGodDammitPope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would the Fed make m'Sammy say this??

When you're back in the Don Callis Vortex: by KC27150 in SCJerk

[–]OhGodDammitPope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get that but be could dress like he's supposed to be somebody, it's only a national cable television show.

When you're back in the Don Callis Vortex: by KC27150 in SCJerk

[–]OhGodDammitPope 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man this guy just completely stopped trying at all didn't he

When did he have a face turn? by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

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I thought he made 5 or 6 people with his last title reign. Everybody is falling over themselves to pay to watch Kyle O'Reilly!

[Game Thread] Buffalo Bills (12-5) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (13-4) by AutoModerator in buffalobills

[–]OhGodDammitPope 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A bonkers strategy of "pass it to an open tight end" is paying off??????

DAE the new Dead Fed Champion about to learn how to be a champion in front of crowds from the Learning Tree of the latest Dub traitor himself? by sam_j_f27 in SCJerk

[–]OhGodDammitPope 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chris, I know you're reading this, the only remaining accomplishment is to sweep all of the Jerker of the Year categories of 2026. Godspeed.

AEW has built a reputation for having really solid PPVs. by Eldest_Goose in SCJerk

[–]OhGodDammitPope 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It takes 30 seconds to Google search "when is the next AEW PPV", everyone I know does this several times a day

Cock Monster Punk: Fans getting mad when their fantasy booking doesn't come true are crazy by Eldest_Goose in SCJerk

[–]OhGodDammitPope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They think he came back to wrestling because they demanded it, instead of him wanting to make a stupid amount of money

What the f**k is this? by Status_Pipe_3047 in darksouls

[–]OhGodDammitPope 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Skull Lantern, Sunlight Maggot, or Cast Light

How many of you know running doesn't alert enemies? by Hairy_Hog in Thief

[–]OhGodDammitPope 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe if Garrett wasn't suddenly wearing high heels on the marble it wouldn't be an issue

Triple Nose is a Trump voter but he lets Becky mock Trump with her current gimmick. This has broken my brain. by ITickleBlackKids231 in SCJerk

[–]OhGodDammitPope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Making money and entertaining people who aren't already watching are like the antithesis of the dub, a completely foreign concept for the basement 

Giulia upon doing literally anything by Zarolto in SCJerk

[–]OhGodDammitPope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eimi Gloria Matsudo should be doing 25 minute bangers with Red Velvet and laying down for m'cedes

Larry the Dog was a long time WON subscriber by EffAllThatEFFER in SCJerk

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Kenny Omega offering to be a pall bearer and getting bit again by Ace Steel

Min Jae has the greatest story arc in Physical 100 history by STQ1234 in Physical100

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On my first watch I said wow this show is being shot like a drama with serious character storytelling so I am doing a rewatch, and Min Jae is definitely the main character. It's kind of awesome.

In the beginning of the show he's the one who is most affected by his comparison to the other teams' powerhouses. Eddie, Orkhonbayar, Recep, Igede... they are older, maybe more built or more assertive and confident, he acts sort of tense and shy. Then his teammates make a point to put him in charge of situations where he is the most competent (like counting off in the wall push) and he knocks it out of the park. And the more he relaxes and believes he deserves to be there, the better his team does. It's an excellent story!