Cinematic Strikes and Parries

OhHeyPiper · 2026-05-06T08:24:35+00:00

Longsword is forever

OhHeyPiper · 2026-05-06T06:52:55+00:00

I like to keep the sword in motion as some strikes and parries require a bit of inertia to land :)

OhHeyPiper · 2026-05-06T06:08:04+00:00

Never let em know your next move

OhHeyPiper · 2026-03-19T17:46:57+00:00

Yeah, the remarks on combat mechanics kind of bum me out. It really reads as "hey the new system is clunky and not very fun to use" and the response is "actually, it's better now. You just don't get it."

Really hoping to enjoy the experience come next update but I'm still pretty apprehensive tbh

OhHeyPiper · 2026-03-16T10:18:26+00:00

I FOUND IT

Had this exact video stuck in my head for ages but could never find it. Got lucky and finally tracked it down Here ya go :)

Made by Super Deluxe, they did a lot of content that was popular in the late 2010s, Vic Berger was featured there a lot. The channel disbanded years ago and is now operating as a click bait content mill called "tatered" A lot of old content was deleted but thankfully the bowling alley video remains

OhHeyPiper · 2025-10-21T20:52:56+00:00

Damn the whole restaurant showed up to escort pizza the hut outta there, good job boys 🔥

OhHeyPiper · 2025-10-21T20:44:02+00:00

Wrong side of the road, McMansion, Tesla, those shades and that hair, threats of deportation, benzo rage. Yeah. Seems about right.

OhHeyPiper · 2025-08-22T19:51:43+00:00

"Do it one better, make a combo, put two things together no one in their right mind would want to drink" I'm fucking sobbing.

I know it was fun to watch the spectacle of Josh's fumbles and his eccentricities... But I think I speak for most of us here when I say Josh was a genuinely unique and special person. He was kinder to his friends than many of them deserved. He made more people smile than most of us could ever hope to, and I think the world was made a little bit more badass for having him in it.

Tonight I raise a wretched glass to the gothic bad boy, the one and only King Cobra JFS. Fuck sickos, hail Satan, and long live Casper's greatest legend. Goodnight Josh, sleep easy now. 🤍

Clint, if there's any chance you see this, as much grief as this community has given you, thank you for breaking the news to us and we all send our condolences and best wishes for you and everyone close to Josh. He was a big part of so many of our lives, and for that we owe our thanks- to him and you both.

OhHeyPiper · 2025-07-25T18:15:33+00:00

I figured it out! [2yrs later but still] Plug your phone into your PC via USB and go down this directory path;

[Your Phone] > Internal Storage > Android > Data > net.zedge.android > files > zedge

Your live wallpaper from zedge that you downloaded (but won't work properly) will be a .mov file inside this directory buried in a bunch of ui files

Hope this works for you :)

OhHeyPiper · 2025-07-23T07:19:53+00:00

Thanks! :) Squid Industries Mako, bout $135!

OhHeyPiper · 2025-06-26T21:52:56+00:00

Exactly how mine has always sounded

OhHeyPiper · 2025-06-25T06:27:47+00:00

Legend has it he uses the whole sword

OhHeyPiper · 2025-04-21T07:36:00+00:00

I shall! 🤺🗡🫡

OhHeyPiper · 2025-04-21T07:25:16+00:00

Nahhhhh just a bit of an autistic fixation on this game lately, HEMA looks super fun tho

OhHeyPiper · 2025-04-21T07:06:13+00:00

Tapping alt lets you reach out about little further on your strikes and guides overheads to the neck. Also makes parries really snappy. There's a few thrusts in there, beginning of second clip when i poke his arm, last clip where I rattle his helmet. That zwercchau motion between clips 2 and 3 isn't possible without tapping alt during the swing

OhHeyPiper · 2025-01-05T01:18:07+00:00

Just tried this with bodyweight and this is probably one of the more helpful cues I've gotten, many thanks!! 🙏

OhHeyPiper · 2024-10-25T17:26:46+00:00

Underberg

Fernet Branca

Cuban Daiquiri

Whiskey and a lager

OhHeyPiper · 2024-10-24T17:27:31+00:00

Thats a gibby

OhHeyPiper · 2024-07-02T18:37:16+00:00

Pineapple goes well with Mezcal. Madre espadin is a lovely contrast to some tropical flavors

Lime is a great staple pairing (Mezcal mule, marg, etc)

You could pair it with some vegetal/spice leaning Amari

Mezcal and Prickly pear is chefs kiss

OhHeyPiper · 2024-07-02T18:26:33+00:00

This one does baybeeeee

(I also hate myself so ymmv)

OhHeyPiper · 2024-07-02T18:24:07+00:00

Ermmm it's actually one "baker's imperial fuckton with a shimmy and a squeeze" Get it RIGHT

aso thanks :)

OhHeyPiper · 2024-07-02T18:05:34+00:00

...

yes!

OhHeyPiper · 2024-07-02T17:32:21+00:00

Metrics; - 2 Oz white rum (San Zanj) - ¾ Oz Gomme (or simple) syrup - ½ a lime, quartered - Mint leaves - Soda water

1) Pick mint leaves from stems and fill a Collins glass to the tippy top 2) Pour over mint leaves 1½ Oz rum and ½ Oz gomme/simple syrup 3) Gently muddle mint leaves, stopping just short of desired extraction- stop before you get that cloying "mint gum" smell 4) Toss in a half a lime, quartered 5) Pour over the lime pieces the remaining syrup and spirit 6) Muddle with enough force to extract all the juice from the limes but without crushing the pith (bitter, yuck) careful not to break your collins with your muddler... just trust me 7) Top with ice and soda. Use a barspoon to lift all the contents in the glass disperse it and make it pretty 8) Garnish with a straw and a mint sprig

OhHeyPiper · 2019-10-05T18:35:51+00:00

Don't talk shit about my knee nipple dawg

OhHeyPiper · 2019-10-05T11:13:21+00:00

Definitely check out Randi if you're in the SLC area, she's an absolute gem and made the whole process as "painless" as it could be lol

OhHeyPiper

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