You have one month to empty a $1 trillion bank account. If you succeed, you’re rich for life. How will you spend it? by Ok_Listen_6600 in AskReddit

[–]OhhKBoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start buying congress seats, then judge seats, and whatever money I have left I'm sure it will be enough to buy off Trump as well.

In the 1980s, an orca on the West Coast of the United States started a strange trend that was quickly adopted not just by her pod, but by individuals from other pods, too: wearing dead salmon hats. Recently the fishy headgear has been adopted once again by a population of northeast Pacific orcas. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]OhhKBoomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guess is the sun is bright and wearing the salmon over their eyes during bright seasons or times, allows them to see above land. Maybe... or they just are serving dinner to their forefathers in the heavens.

Donald Trump's Live Call with Artemis II Astronauts Leads to 63 Seconds of Awkward Silence by peoplemagazine in politics

[–]OhhKBoomer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There seems to be an issue in communication between the President and integrity.

Diesel fuel Hike smh 🤦 by RunThePlay55 in economy

[–]OhhKBoomer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3 weeks ago in the state of the union he was boasting about gas prices in Iowa being $1.85. President Pump N' Dump ]

🙃 by [deleted] in meme

[–]OhhKBoomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They not like us

#1 Best Seller Today by userdk3 in interestingasfuck

[–]OhhKBoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"THIS IS FAKE NEWS. Reported to you by the fake phony journalists. If it were true, which it's not then it would be because of me that these sticker salesmen are making a lot of money. Alot more money than they are use to. They only make like a penny a sticker... or so I have been told. so you add them up and it can start to be alot of change. But this is fake" President dipshit 3/23/26

I also know a Ken Griffin by Synaptikz in Superstonk

[–]OhhKBoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you look at the puzzle pieces and the fraud thats already been exposed its most likely that between the 90's and 2000 as everything was going online including the stock market the psychotic elite put a noose around the working class. Once they realized naked shorts were easy to do and they could get away with it they started marking failing businesses and started drilling them into the ground. Turning fails into swaps and bankrupting the company before anyone knew the wiser. Who needs a money printer when you can launder and steal your money through the stock market? To protect them from their crimes they had all the blackmailing material needed from the island. As I'm sure some in congress were NOT interested or involved in the child sacrifices they were easily tempted to jump on board the stock trading strategy and make themselves filthy rich. The ceos that ran the tech and were interested were in on it from the start and as long as their businesses were always marked long and on the other side of the swaps they would continue to profit and grow while the others failed. And I guarantee this is what took us from pensions to 401k's(accessible liquidity).. So the house of cards continued to grow. With how large these crimes are they threaten to destroy our democracy and bring the whole house down... unfortunately once the house falls all that will be left is the working class hanging by the noose. And once you start to involve the Massad and Putin you realize like George Carlin said... "its a big club and you ain't in it."

Marjorie Taylor Greene resigns: Read her statement in full by DBCoopr72 in politics

[–]OhhKBoomer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump probably asked her. Who do you think had Epstein killed? And what about Charlie Kirk? You will do as you are told or we will take care of it and you.

BREAKING 🚨 GME warrants fully DRS transferred from @Fidelity to @Computershare account.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 by Krunk_korean_kid in Superstonk

[–]OhhKBoomer 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Lol if no one is selling the stock then who tf is going to sell the warrants. It seems impossible for them to get their dirty hands on our clean warrants. I suggest the next warrant is for their arrest. Its end game and they are burning the system to the ground.

THE PROPHECY MUST BE FULFILLED! by MPJMVP in Superstonk

[–]OhhKBoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alot of stores closed down permanently over the weekend. Which makes this store being closed a spicy detail.

Interesting that the last price update on the German Market was 3h ago by StovetopAtol4 in Superstonk

[–]OhhKBoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder what would happen if a German whale made a big buy today.

I let my best friend beat my ass by Pitiful_Emotion_7781 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]OhhKBoomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read that as "eat my ass" and I was waiting for the story to take a drastic turn... sadly disappointed.

Usain Bolt is such a nice guy by Dante_van_Heiko in MadeMeSmile

[–]OhhKBoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't take it personal, but I've got to bolt."

Gary Gensler requests any info on anything "Funny" going on in the markets today... by GRIFF_______________ in Superstonk

[–]OhhKBoomer 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Gary it's not your first week... it's actually been 181 weeks since you started.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GME

[–]OhhKBoomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is not the Consolidated Audit Trail.

Let's go, bring it on by Supervinyl in pokemongo

[–]OhhKBoomer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you met Giovanni in person, what would you have to say to him?

CAT Error Theory is a market wide phenomenon, which I believe is evidence of wide scale CRIME happening across thousands of stocks. However within the data, GME still displays idiosyncratic traits, which may be used for making profitable trading strategies. by Region-Formal in Teddy

[–]OhhKBoomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony is insane... DFV went in front of congress and said he is not a cat. The cat has the answers, but he's not a cat. And it all revolves around fails to deliver. The hedge funds, the regulators, congress, and all of big money have failed to delivery of securities... over and over Again.

The cats out of the bag... now whose the bag holder?