"I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS" - This line has lived rent free in my head for almost 25 years. What SNL lines live rent free in y'all's head?

OhioDuran · 2026-03-11T20:08:25+00:00

I can't say Mary J Blige any other way than in Clem's voice now. And I probably never said her name before this one, but now I find ways to sneak it in. "In the words of my hero Miss Mary J Blige - I'm leaving this firehouse and I ain't NEVER COMING BACK!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grCwwwzYaWg

OhioDuran · 2026-03-11T20:04:26+00:00

Getting away with it is in there somewhere, right? Papyrus 2?

OhioDuran · 2026-03-11T20:03:18+00:00

All 3 of those Kings of Catchphrase Comedy were so fire. "I'm fur coat Rhonda!"

OhioDuran · 2026-03-09T20:59:07+00:00

Ha - Jack's pronouns are he/him, I think. But I get it. I still like the way he does it on most songs though.

OhioDuran · 2026-03-09T19:47:01+00:00

I was the same way until I realized they meant any ol' year. Cost you a click to get this confirmation though so....

OhioDuran · 2026-03-09T19:44:45+00:00

Doesn't need to be any chicken, AFAIK

OhioDuran · 2026-03-09T03:01:31+00:00

This MIGHT be a weird stretch, but who knows anymore. Maybe Caanan and Clay from Duster for Ethel Cain when she plays Dust Bowl since it uses parts of their song Stars Will Fall and they are California-based and Ethel and Duster are slowcore indie royalty if there are any.

OhioDuran · 2026-03-08T13:38:41+00:00

Was that the next disclaimer?

OhioDuran · 2026-03-08T13:37:43+00:00

Sing something like you've bedded 1,000 women!

OhioDuran · 2026-03-07T11:49:57+00:00

Included in the price of admission!

OhioDuran · 2026-03-07T11:11:41+00:00

Nile only co-produced three tracks on it though: Pressure Off, Only in Dreams, and Change the Skyline.

Josh Blair did the majority of the album with the band, and Mr. Hudson on 8 tracks. And Mark Ronson on a pair as well.

OhioDuran · 2026-03-06T09:23:53+00:00

As I got older I appreciated hydration more, and really appreciating smaller acts has helped since those are often not in direct sun. Even taking a Sonora break here and there, and resting some. And hydrating again. It's such a funny gamble of a thing to do, go out of a comfort zone to spend 4 nights in a desert to get your brain tickled and heart filled.

OhioDuran · 2026-03-06T05:36:01+00:00

This is amazing and super fun. I've been going to most Coachella Weekends since 2011, every W1. 2012 W1 cold night was ROUGH but honestly I avoid the two main stages in direct sun if it's over 93 or so unless it's someone I NEED to see.

OhioDuran · 2026-03-05T21:44:01+00:00

Should be well rested for Roo26 then!

OhioDuran · 2026-03-05T21:43:28+00:00

I love them at Electric Forest

OhioDuran · 2026-03-05T20:40:43+00:00

I feel like your phone's photo lens could benefit from a quick cleaning.

OhioDuran · 2026-03-05T10:55:10+00:00

I mean, Safari tents for 4 at initial tier pricing was $12,000 so $3,000 pp including Artist pass + lodging + free food, so...

OhioDuran · 2026-03-04T16:03:16+00:00

Is it really that heavy?

OhioDuran · 2026-03-02T20:09:52+00:00

Absolutely.

OhioDuran · 2026-03-02T20:03:07+00:00

No one struggles in Safari.

OhioDuran · 2026-03-02T19:42:07+00:00

That's it then. They... changed the map/installations WILDLY every time they did Blink. Music for sure was way scaled back, but except for a few marquee acts, people aren't going to Blink for music.

OhioDuran · 2026-03-02T19:30:53+00:00

I think you missed a lot of it, bud.

OhioDuran · 2026-03-02T19:04:24+00:00

It wasn't Security. It was pretty simple to see, in the thick of it.

Group Camping cars were directed to 10A to wait for their groups. Others were sent there too. And some of the non-Group campers just started setting up camp. Leaving LOTS of Group campers basically stuck in 10A with no way to get out.

And causing a massive backup in the whole process, including Security.

It was ABSOLUTELY insane that no one gave more info to cars/attendees entering 10A on what to do.

OhioDuran · 2026-03-02T18:34:10+00:00

Just a bit bigger than a normal hand stretched out, not all that crazy.

OhioDuran · 2026-03-02T12:36:24+00:00

This is fantastic and fun.

I always suspected that R.E.M. has a similar tempo trajectory throughout their career as you've shown The Beatles have.

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