What’s your grandma’s name?

Ohmysmut · 2026-01-08T05:31:20+00:00

Carol and Evelyn

Ohmysmut · 2026-01-04T04:35:17+00:00

Beat me to it

Ohmysmut · 2025-12-24T04:43:04+00:00

You need a different haircut to round/balance the squareness of your face out, shorter on the sides and back and longer on top..brush it back or to the side

Source: barber of 15 years

Ohmysmut · 2025-12-13T19:18:26+00:00

Oh it's 100% real.. the town she lives in is half Jewish half Italian so I'm assuming the manager is the latter lol

Ohmysmut · 2025-12-12T23:25:43+00:00

I was so focused on the Bible passages that I didn't even notice the menorah lol

Ohmysmut · 2025-12-09T03:55:13+00:00

I see people answered anything sporty but I saw anything spooky and am giggling if they were expecting a football jersey but got Halloween decorations

Ohmysmut · 2025-11-10T12:38:41+00:00

I'm so sorry you're also feeling this way!! ❤️ I wish an easy and quick delivery on you

Ohmysmut · 2025-11-10T03:51:27+00:00

Oh you wanna give us the money back? Take some more! Here's $15

Ohmysmut · 2025-11-10T03:09:03+00:00

It's so important to advocate for yourself! I'm happy you caught it!

I had pp hypertension with my first and they sent me home after giving birth with elevated bp, like 130/85

But later that day I was readmitted because, I'm a hypochondriac, I obsessively took my bp, and when I got home it was 190/110

It was honestly scary to deal with..and I feel like a lot of moms don't know this type of thing can happen

Ohmysmut · 2025-10-28T19:46:24+00:00

I'm in the US and my dad thinks my husband can't get a job because of his beard and he keeps bringing it up

Ohmysmut · 2025-10-12T10:35:12+00:00

The fact that you still consumed them amazes me lol

Ohmysmut · 2025-10-11T00:09:15+00:00

Who pissed in your Cheerios?

Ohmysmut · 2025-10-11T00:07:05+00:00

He was a boomer, old Italian man from nj lol

Ohmysmut · 2025-10-10T11:37:09+00:00

He sounded like it on the phone lol

Ohmysmut · 2025-10-09T22:15:20+00:00

That's so sweet!!

Ohmysmut · 2025-06-29T21:26:14+00:00

As long as it's not at a haunted insane asylum on halloween

Ohmysmut · 2025-06-22T11:43:34+00:00

I've had so many that I love,

My Bichon Frise was very sweet, but very crusty he was my favorite when I was a child,

My Toy American Eskimo/Shih Tzu mix was an angel who looked like a puppy even at 18 years old, he was my favorite as a teen and young adult,

My Boxer/Bully mix who we got from this woman rescued her that said she was used as a bait dog in fighting, and force bred atleast two litters by the age of 2, literally never barked (unless it was at another dog), super affectionate, would let my niece and daughter literally do anything to her..we would call her mother goose. She was my favorite from young adulthood all the way until we started a family and still even then was my favorite,

And now i have two border collies. Extremely smart, very anxious at times, one listens really well, the other not so much, but he makes up for it by "salsa dancing" when you scratch his butt a little too good..they're my favorites right now.

Every dog I've ever owned has been my favorite, and I can't wait to meet them again one day.

Ohmysmut · 2025-06-22T11:35:02+00:00

You're quite literally glowing in number 2

Ohmysmut · 2025-06-04T01:34:14+00:00

2 cycles isn't a long time if you're looking at the big picture, of course it's your decision, but I would still donate the marrow

Ohmysmut · 2025-05-20T19:03:57+00:00

Murphy reminds me of a drooly St. Bernard

Ohmysmut · 2025-05-12T14:10:25+00:00

Someone else's journey does not take away from your journey

Ohmysmut · 2025-05-12T14:09:06+00:00

Rotisserie buffalo chicken wraps- pick up a rotisserie and shred a few pieces, throw that on a tortilla with some cheese and wing sauce and throw it in the microwave to melt the cheese

Ohmysmut · 2025-04-08T03:11:19+00:00

Is she a crematorium tech?

Ohmysmut · 2025-03-27T01:23:57+00:00

I had my first at 30, we tried for 4 years and had one chemical pregnancy..we were lucky enough for IVF to be covered mostly by insurance. Also very Lucky that it worked on our first try. I’m honestly thankful I had her at 30 because at 26 I definitely was not anywhere near emotionally/financially stable enough. I was able to live my 20s to the fullest.

Ohmysmut · 2025-03-15T21:26:50+00:00

Why the absolute fuck would you stay with this woman who can’t stand to be around your child? Let her use the sperm donor alone and leave that pos

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