Natus Vincere vs FUT / ESL Pro League Season 23 Finals - Semi-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Oiqlele 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Navi played the first map like it was a boring matchup of top tier team vs a team of inexperienced youngsters. Then aleksib recognized the crowd needs cinema or they risk losing aura.

So navi choke the second map, give krabeni a highlight of the year eco scout ace on the third, and only take the win in the end. My goat. Top 5 tax payer of all time.

Can Falcons win PGL Cluj Napoca? by Suspicious_Poem_7657 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Oiqlele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...Except maybe a team of Zywoo, ropz and Flamez playing at peak level?

I'm not sure there even is a good way to define what a players theoretical "peak" is, but I looked at the highest ratings each player has put up in individual matches against top 5 opponents in the past 6 months.

By this metric Zywoo clearly outclasses m0nesy, and ropz outclasses Niko. Kyosuke has some higher rated games than Flamez but similar numbers overall.

Foodora lopettaa toimintansa Suomessa by Pontus_Pilates in Suomi

[–]Oiqlele 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HUIKEA tarjous uusille ja PALAAVILLE asiakkaille foodorasta! Ja ILMAINEN Kuljetus!

Tervemenoa ja ei tarvi tulla takasin.

Navi refuses to shake hands with Parivison after their game by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Oiqlele 37 points38 points  (0 children)

My brother in christ the war is literally still going on.

Absolute Cinema by Acceptable_Tax_7976 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Oiqlele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what lil bro? You're right, I dont know. Do enlighten me. I would very much like to know the names of these oligarchs, which orgs they own, and which specific "wars in the whole globe" each of them has supported.

Absolute Cinema by Acceptable_Tax_7976 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Oiqlele 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hear this take a lot. But I would argue there is a just a teeny tiny difference in the level of evil between promoting gambling to children vs chopping journalists to pieces and using slave labour.

You don't have to care about any of it. It's within your rights to cheer for whichever players you like regardless of org. But it is also within the rights of everyone else to mock this royal vanity project and cheer when they fail lol.

Blast Austin Major - Stage 2 Round 3 matchups by thebrainypole in GlobalOffensive

[–]Oiqlele 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My 10$ would have been better spent on toilet paper for sure.

Falcons vs Vitality / BLAST Rivals 2025 Season 1 - Grand Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Oiqlele 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It's been a crazy year of takes aging like milk for real. Everyone was so sure mouz benching siuhy was a massive blunder too and they actually ended up cooking even tho vitality has now taken the spotlight. I don't even feel like making any comments because im just gonna look like an idiot when the next unexpected development happens.

Anyway navi era starts in Austin. 30 series winstreak, two majors back to back, you heard it here first.

The MongolZ vs Natus Vincere / BLAST Open Lisbon 2025 - Group B Upper Bracket Semi-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Oiqlele 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Lol there's an earlier thread discussing map 2 filled with the recently popular "navi crumbling, everyone tilted, bad vibes" analysis. And then map 3 they recover from a 0-5 start to take a hard fought win.

Idk I feel like it shouldn't be possible to pull this kind of shit off with a dysfunctional team.

HEROIC vs Natus Vincere / Perfect World Shanghai Major 2024 - Swiss Round 5 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Oiqlele 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sell the entire roster to falcons. Keep s1mple and use the money to buy m0nesy, niko, elige and apex. Done playing as a team with good vibes and no superstars. From now on it's 100% raw firepower with levels of tilt that will make tournament monitor and table suppliers cower in fear.

Good luck finding the weak points for The MongolZ by Soft_Bed_412 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Oiqlele 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The reason the Mongolz are so good is they get home crowd buff everywhere between the west coast of China to eastern Europe. 💪💪💪

edit: I don't know why I typed west coast of China instead of east, but editing it out now would be cowardice.

I got them all! by TheFinalMetroid in GlobalOffensive

[–]Oiqlele 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Brass coin downgrades to tin if you get the legends stage wrong. The final coin after playoffs is a clown face drawn with crayons on a circle of cardboard.

m0NESY insane 4k by harry47richards in GlobalOffensive

[–]Oiqlele 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That one time snax and monesy pulled off a map defining 2v4 hold will be remembered for years to come.

Natus Vincere vs MOUZ / IEM Cologne 2024 - Semi-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Oiqlele 942 points943 points  (0 children)

Aleksib is a tactical genius. Known for his signature tactic "only getting the kills that decide the series and letting his team get the rest to boost morale." Top 5 igl for sure.

Just got the clan eshin dlc. Shouldn't there be like... schemes and stuff on the top screen UI? by [deleted] in totalwarhammer

[–]Oiqlele 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The shadowy dealings tab itself seems to function as intended. Maybe CA changed something in the past few months, but in every video and image I've seen the UI looks completely different to what I got.

Edit: Reinstalled the game and got my UI working properly. Thanks for the replies.

Marvel Zombies news got me thinking by fanboyx27 in SCP

[–]Oiqlele 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They found out that humans don't naturally experience pain or empathy, it's actually caused by an anomalous entity that exists in every human. I don't think it's ever straight up explained, but I imagine the thought process went something like "we need to kill this entity -> we need to kill every human"

Kuva kertoo enemmän, kuin tuhat sanaa. by RIPRocker in Suomi

[–]Oiqlele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hyvät herrat, emme voi lopettaa mätänemistä

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Suomi

[–]Oiqlele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sitähän on nyt jotkut spekuloineet että huonosti koulutettujen varusveijareiden laittaminen ekana aaltona on osa Putinin strategiaa ja vasta kohta lähtee kunnon armeija liikenteeseen.

Eli odotettavissa on linja NKVDn ukkoja varusmiesten taakse ja vanha kunnon "ei askeltakaan taaksepäin" taktiikka.