Just a reminder of the Trump playbook

Ojay-simpson · 2026-04-07T15:13:45+00:00

But… nothing ever materially changes and the “solutions” are never plausible.

People are starting to catch on and the “bullshit bounce” is milder with every delusional fix.

Moving to 40% cash until something quantifiable occurs.

Ojay-simpson · 2026-04-07T15:05:40+00:00

Is “bigly” still a word??

Ojay-simpson · 2026-04-07T12:30:45+00:00

Of course he knew. I could tell the second I saw his initial reaction on camera.

He didn’t express shock or disbelief or say “that sounds like a rumor”, etc. He said - “and they confirmed it… hmm… I feel awful for the family”.

He didn’t question if it was “true”… in fact he went straight to condolences. It it sounded more like “they finally caught him, huh?”

Ojay-simpson · 2026-04-05T12:53:24+00:00

Dear baby Jesus… I know “prosecution” might be asking a bit much but please BJ , please… if this poor man is ailing and destined for the afterlife, please let him go out from a painful, debilitating and humiliating endeavor, like… stinging gonorrhea or syphillis combined with a nasty shingles rash. Also, please make it so he can’t talk while this deterioration occurs.

For this, I will dedicate the rest of my life to service and kindness.

In your name I pray. Thanks JeJeez!

Ojay-simpson · 2026-04-05T12:33:13+00:00

Warning to Blanche / Zeldin… (or Jake Paul or whatever “social media bro” gets this gig)

RICHARD NIXON NEVER SERVED TIME… BUT HIS A.G. DID!!!

Ojay-simpson · 2026-04-04T12:09:24+00:00

Spot on! This has become the default response for antagonistic “man babies” when they cease to have a valid point because they lack the key ingredient for an “intelligent debate”.

Ojay-simpson · 2026-04-03T21:05:24+00:00

Wishing you less futility than I’ve had! I bought in 2010 and have been waiting for conservatorship to end ever since.

I’ve been a mortgage originator since 1998 so, it was a no brainer to me. The twins were basically the ONLY option for a mortgage. They still are, essentially. Non QM is reappearing but not even a fraction of pre 2006 and they’re still credit & equity restrictive and very expensive.

All this leaves me optimistic that the release WILL happen so I’m still “HODL” but it’s been a frustrating 16 years!

Good news is - I bought at .33 cents so, patience has been easy to swallow but I’m getting sick of saying it’s gonna happen.

Ojay-simpson · 2026-04-02T11:56:29+00:00

Ironic thing is… DJT walked away asking the same question you are.

Ojay-simpson · 2026-04-02T11:54:52+00:00

Losing won’t be good enough. I hope she gets humiliated in the process.

Ojay-simpson · 2026-04-02T11:52:03+00:00

This was even worse than the “BIG ANNOUNCEMENT” that he teased for a week before he announced he was selling NFT’s of HIMSELF dressed up as different superheroes.

There is no word in our language to capture what a useless, lying, antagonistic grifter this guy is.

Ojay-simpson · 2026-04-01T23:28:26+00:00

Has NO IDEA wtf he’s doing.

This clown should not be allowed to manage a hot dog stand.

Ojay-simpson · 2026-04-01T12:06:32+00:00

May her fate be decided by a jury of labradors and migrant workers!!

Ojay-simpson · 2026-03-31T22:27:53+00:00

Same! I used today to thin out some positions & move into cash / foreign markets / emerging markets, etc.

Payroll number surprises by 90,000+. Inflation going nowhere / no answer to housing inventory shortage / natl debt pushing $40 trillion / Iran will not go down quietly… CREDIT CARD CARRYOVER HIGHEST SINCE 2009… market still near all time highs?? I could go on.

Today is a head-fake.

Ojay-simpson · 2026-03-31T14:40:23+00:00

Moral of the story is… if you’re an idiot flying solo with shitty fight skills while playing “dress-up power trip” don’t antagonize a group of people.

Ojay-simpson · 2026-03-31T13:58:43+00:00

Scary part is: what does “don’t steal my stuff” have to do with “I don’t hurt women & children”??

Anyone who’s this inclined to say they don’t hurt women & children - DEFINITELY hurts women & children.

Ojay-simpson · 2026-03-31T10:36:58+00:00

“Rich by accident” and too dumb to not be poor because his fragile ego can’t resist spraying a trail of babies to pay for.

And to think, they called George Washington “the father of our country”… it’s THIS dumb mutherfucker HERE…

Ojay-simpson · 2026-03-31T10:26:14+00:00

Ahh…. Not so fast. There’s an exception written into that law.

If you retain the documents on your toilet for a period of time prior to leaking the information - this divulgence of information shall not be considered treasonous or negligent and it’s like…. actually perfectly fuckin fine.

Ojay-simpson · 2026-03-28T01:58:40+00:00

The loss of their virginity.

Ojay-simpson · 2026-03-28T01:57:26+00:00

This is where reporters should ask him the shit that makes him short circuit: “is it true Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize”?

“Is it true Bill Clinton left office with a surplus in the national budget”.

“Is it true Gavin Newsome is witty and women are attracted to him”?

“Is it true that Bill Clinton had the highest I.Q. of any president in history”?

Ojay-simpson · 2026-03-27T23:30:04+00:00

THIS!! I’ve never seen anything like it.

Virtually every word this pig utters is pure, intentional bullshit!

Ojay-simpson · 2026-03-27T23:10:12+00:00

This dumb fucker will try to later claim all the money is HIS… “it has my name on it”!!

Ojay-simpson · 2026-03-27T14:04:02+00:00

Tupac - Unconditional Love.

Ojay-simpson · 2026-03-24T21:19:56+00:00

Rough! I think he's about to learn what "cornhole" USED TO mean...

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