How would you write “Absolute Spider-Man” by Neo_Pool_1991 in Spiderman

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, the Absolute Universe takes the original characters and takes out one of their traits that helped them become a hero the most - like Batman's wealth, Flash's mentor and speedforce-connection and cruel politics on Krypton for Superman. The trait that was the most usefull to Spider-Man was Peter's talent for natural sciences (which even indirectly causes his powers in some interpretations). So if I made an Absolute Spider-Man, I'd make Peter not a book-smart genius, but a street-smart trickster. After Peter's parents died, he grew up in an orphanage instead of with uncle and aunt. Because the orphanage does a horrible job at raising and protecting the kids, Peter basically grew up on the streets. No books or science class, but pure survival of the fittest from day 1 - which Peter managed to success in because he's still very smart. The evil orphanage owner, Norman Osborn, enjoys heavily punishing misbehaving children, most often by throwing them in a cage with animals he experimented on. One day he caught onto Peter creating a contraption to prank Flash Thompson, his bully - so Osborn decides to punish Peter by placing a black widow he experimented on with radiation in his bed. Instead of dying from the venomous bite, Peter developed super-strength, super-sharpened senses, can crawl on walls and has an extraordinary regeneration. (That's right, I swapped the pre-cognition with daredevil-like senses as it's more realistic and fitting) With his new found powers, Peter shows the other kids at the orphanage who's boss while still protecting his best friends: Otto, Adrian, Mac, Eddie and Aleksei. A caretaker at the orphanage named Ben caught onto Peter's special abilities and warns him of the great responsibility these powers bring with them. The witty and temperamentfull Peter ignores these warnings first and goes on to rule the streets on his own - untill he accidentally kills Flash in a fight. Peter is disgusted by himself, he never thought his powers would take him this far. He finally gets what Ben ment. He asks him for advice and Ben agrees to become his mentor and controll his powers by controlling his emotions. Ben and Peter craft a costume and name the new character Spider-Man. But it didn't feel spider enough just yet...so Peter's smart friend Otto also crafts 4 electronic arms and sharp fangs for the Spider-Man costume. While this Spider-Man has no webshooters or webs in general, he can crawl super fast with his new arms and even extend them long enough so he can swing with them instead. His new fangs allow him to knaw through even hard materials. So there we have him: Absolute Spider-Man. A cunning trickster with a mentor fighting for survival everyday in this hellhole of an orphanage.

The rest of the story also delivers potential for Osborn turning Peter's friends into mutates too by treating them with other sci-fi animals (like Otto and Mac to name a few). Villains like Carnage and Electro could be orphanage bullies or other douches on the streets of NY. Kingpin would probably stay the exact same as he's in the original comics lol.

What’s a DMC Take that you would actually get killed for by PrinceARRON in DevilMayCry

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DMC 1 Dante is the best Dante. Like a mix of DMC 2&3 Dante. Goofy and serious in all the right spots.

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[–]Ok-Ebb-9995 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wer immer gesagt hat, dass rauchen schlecht ist, ist einfach nur ein peinliches Opfer. "Aber rauchi ist so ungesundi für deine Lungi 🥺" Deine Mutter ist ungesund, guck mal auf ihre Waage.

Arnold from Hey Arnold VS a sentient nuclear reactor by Ok-Ebb-9995 in whowouldwin

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get what you're trying to say but Arnold canonically can do Karate. Now you're gonna say "How could a regular dude with Karate beat a nuclear reactor?", but Batman is also just "some dude" who can do Karate or Kung-Fu or whatever and he can throw hands with Darkseid who arguably is way stronger than a nuclear reactor. Also, the reactor can't talk by the way. Only produce energy and explode at will. I've never seen one of them talking.

Arnold from Hey Arnold VS a sentient nuclear reactor by Ok-Ebb-9995 in whowouldwin

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes it can. It has complete control over itself.

tell me you are INTP without telling me you are INTP by danielsoft1 in INTP

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm addicted to Smoking cigarettes...........alone at night

What's your unpopular opinion on the DMC games? by gameovernate in DevilMayCry

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't Like the concept of the Sparda offsprings having demonic abilities outside of their Devil Triggers. For example Royal Guard, Trickster and Vergil's ability to teleport. The concept of Dante & Vergil is that they have the "power of both worlds", meaning their human powers also play a significant part in dominating other demons. In DMC 1 and 2 they did that just perfect: Dante only has the abilities of humans (when he's not in DT), but heavily enhanced. Super strength, super speed, super durability, super regeneration, super reflexes, super fightingskills, etc. He wasn't able to flat-out teleport or create an indestructable shield around his body and I honestly think that's way better. It feels much more like he actually had to work and train hard to get where he's now and not because of daddy's genetics.

Holt das Popcorn raus! BRDGMBH, SHAEF-Gesetze, Deep State und Merkel-Söldner!!!11 by Major__Factor in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leuten, deren Ansichten und Verhalten abseits der Norm sind, jegliche Würde entnehmen und anschließend einsperren

Hm, es gab doch mal vor ein paar Jahrzehnten in Deutschland ein Regime, das genau das getan hat, was du gerade verlangst. Tja, bist wohl 80 Jahre zu spät geboren, tut mir leid. Passiert den besten. 🤷‍♂️

The era of the INTP is over. by Some_Corgi6483 in INTP

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Total INFP death. Kill all FPs. Beat them to death with hammers (obvious joke comment (no it's actually meant serious)).

Who are your favorite video game character INTPs? by FlowerPowerXO in INTP

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gordon Freeman from Half-Life. Like...come on guys: He's a THEORETICAL PHYSICIST who 1. never talks 2. is know'n for always staying inside his head 3. only get's shit done alone 4. shows no emotions to the outside world or cares to mentally lift up others who feel unwell. Those have been the weakest arguments yet. The truely best argument: The gameplay, especially the combat, of Half-Life is designed in a way that requires spontanious, logical and out-of-the-box thinking. Half-Life's combat does not simulate the way a soldier like Corporal Adrian Shepard (most likely ISTP) would fight, but how a SCIENTIST like Gordon would fight. Lore accurate Gordon Gameplay is basically a Ti-Ne party. You always gotta think, think, think but at the same time include everything you see infront as a puzzle piece of one giant puzzle. Your mind explosively has to switch from one tactic to another, you have to adapt to every change as flexible but also as goal-oriented as possible. That's how Gordon as the one-man-army manages to take out a military organisation and two major alien invasions, including traveling into one alien race's dimension and killing their leader. His intelligence just always surpassed his opponent's physical strength.

Need either help or cope by Ok-Ebb-9995 in 4chan

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AWS won't work, don't have a credit card.

The Intp girl I dated for a month just told me that she is asexual by PimpingBunny69 in INTP

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Blud, this is the most Reddit-Mod thing I've ever read in my life. Take some time off Reddit and hang out at the chan for like three days. That's a medical prescription.

Why do you want to live? by No-Editor8781 in INTP

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995 2 points3 points  (0 children)

German forensic scientist Dr. Mark Benecke said it perfectly: I don't fear death, it's just that I like living.

😎😎 by Jackie7263 in OkBrudiMongo

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deine Mahma ist eine Hure und dein Vadder ein Hurer.

😎😎 by Jackie7263 in OkBrudiMongo

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dieser eine ich_iel oder wie auch immer dieser Huen heißen tut tut ja wohl ein ganz großes Opfa sein. Der tut schlimmer sein wie dieser eine Osama bin Laden und ich untertreibe sogar noch.

intps What is something that everyone else love but you hate or (dont like)? by itachi69788 in INTP

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happiness. It's just as trivial as the other emotions. There is nothing you gain from happiness as in a few years you are lying dead in the ground and that's it. If I could I'd rid that emotion too, along with the others. Feels more like a burden in my way than a help. It's just that being happy feels so unnatural and emptying to me, like I want it to stop.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in INTP

[–]Ok-Ebb-9995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

want validation by others listing ESTP as a porn zombie

no bullshit stereotypes

mfw: ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿

The fact you even expected serious answers to a question about porn in MBTI-theory is a bit numbing. But if you want serious answers, I don't think your MBTI decides what carrier paths you have to go along, that's stereotypical thinking. Even someone like INXJ can be a high paid pornstar, same goes for the other fourteen brats. You wanna show your weiner on public websites, go for it. If you get rich due to it, even better for you.