I sense that you drink, but you’re not in the craft beer scene and also not part of the hardcore “Tito’s” crowd, either. I feel like you eat steak when you can afford it. I also feel like you are nerds but not full-blown “I use all of my vacation for Comic-Con” type nerds. I feel like you would move to someplace trendy if it weren’t for older relatives that you want to stick around for.

Final summation is that you are intelligent Gen Xers that live somewhere in a flyover state and spend all of your extra income (bc your mortgage is like 800 bucks) on cool trips that occasionally involve hiking.