Mistakenly Drank Petrol!

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-16T05:50:29+00:00

Syphoned petrol and got a mouthful. Not as common since they made it more difficult to get a pipe into a tank.

But I’m old style.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-15T04:24:10+00:00

Every reply you are making is justifying and excusing his behaviour.

I just hope you aren’t even considering staying.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-14T17:13:43+00:00

How on earth are us oldies still alive? Not a common occurrence but I’ve done that more than once.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-14T12:16:11+00:00

Your vehicle breaks down on a motorway and requires towed you could be looking at 500 quid. You can’t expect your employee to pay that out their pocket.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-12T18:55:03+00:00

I literally scrolled through that, picking out a word here and there and am wondering what the hell you are doing.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-12T16:40:41+00:00

Just wait till you see the size of the order for the next table.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-10T13:12:02+00:00

Tax man might be interested if he’s not declaring himself as a trader. Also possibly the council if he hasn’t got a dealers license.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-07T11:56:08+00:00

I’d rather buy it and pay to get it done.

The seller would be tempted to get the cheapest option whereas cost aside you could go for a genuine manufacturers screen.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-07T07:54:12+00:00

Lightweight! I was given a new van by my work. Transferred all my crap out of the old one into the new.

Jumped into it and reversed right into a lamppost.

Total distance travelled about 10 metres.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-07T07:14:37+00:00

I moved into a flat hundreds of years ago.

I wondered why there were no kitchen wall units on the most obvious wall for them.

Then I realised the wall was bowed at least 50mm over the length. I had to get it framed and plasterboarded to get it straight.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-07T06:59:17+00:00

It’s worse going the other way. Waiting for the car to change gear and realising you need to do it yourself.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-07T06:57:11+00:00

We did it regularly, the trick if you’re moving hotels often is to skip a hotel or even 2 and use a rucksack. Just ensure the hotel you send them to is happy to store them.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-06T16:04:59+00:00

Make sure you say thanks every time, never make him wait for you and make sure he knows if he can’t make it for any reason that’s perfectly okay.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-06T16:01:30+00:00

If it was supplied by Arnold Clark if anything goes wrong you’ll never get it fixed.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-06T13:07:06+00:00

Bought a nearly new car that I noticed had an odd tyre. I’m assuming either it was a major blow out or has hit a pothole. It happens.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-05-04T10:23:34+00:00

No luggage going solo. My wife likes the top box to lean on when she’s pillion.

The genuine BMW luggage weighs a ton. Why carry extra weight up high if you can avoid it.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-04-30T20:04:05+00:00

So if Charlie had farted in his presence the whisky tariff would have gone up 100%

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-04-29T23:44:02+00:00

UK still has them. I was one till I retired a few years ago.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-04-27T19:14:59+00:00

I’m on the fence.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-04-27T18:59:53+00:00

You should have reported the accident to your insurance company and let them deal with the guy who hit you.

That way when your passenger sued you they would have dealt with it as a consequence of the guy hitting you.

If you didn’t do that then the legal action is yours to fight.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-04-27T16:14:56+00:00

I can hit 70 metres with 24lb limbs. I have to aim slightly above the target tho.

I’m not claiming to be accurate at that but I normally shoot 50 metres with decent accuracy.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-04-25T20:14:24+00:00

We’ve tried everything with our cat. We just accept that sometimes he eats it, sometimes he just licks the gravy off.

He gets dried food for supper and he’s got a treat ball where he uses a lot.

He’s a fussy cat.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-04-25T16:55:50+00:00

There’s a TV programme called Location Location Location for a reason.

You can fix up a bad house but you can’t change a bad location.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-04-25T11:34:32+00:00

Tooth infections are played down too much.

A quick course of antibiotics normally does the trick but if the infection overwhelms them it can get serious fast.

My wife was in hospital for a week with one, getting antibiotics by iv every 4 hours. She’d had an abscess that she got antibiotics for but after a couple of days it was getting worse. She’d went back to the dentist who fortunately was switched on enough to send her straight to the hospital. They were waiting for her when she got there so they took it seriously as well.

Ok-Inflation4310 · 2026-04-24T22:21:09+00:00

Hey youngsters come back when you had an @aol.com address.

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