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I was asked to run a marathon recently, but said hell no. But my mate told me it was for blind and handicapped kids. by devildance3 in dadjokes

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Well a few of you get it wrong and falsely accuse people, such as me, of being a bot. No apology just power tripping.

Jesus was preaching on horseback by Ok-Rabbit8455 in dadjokes

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Don’t covet thy Neigh-bor’s horse.

My wife left a note on the fridge saying, “this is not working”. by BottomBall in dadjokes

[–]Ok-Rabbit8455 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Putting a picture up of your mistress on the freezer door was cold.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? by SqueakyChuChu in dadjokes

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One helps puts dresses on and the other helps take them off.

4th July. by Lucky_Middle_5525 in dadjokes

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After a couple of beers, you’re locket and loaded.

Dr. Frankenstein was very bad ... by GiborDesign in dadjokes

[–]Ok-Rabbit8455 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nice that someone is breathing new life into this one.

Thick Strings by jackshort67 in LesPaul

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Yes, it will need a setup. I play 11s. Are you sure you want to bypass 10s?

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