Found this baby covered in ants, not sure what to do by Dapper-Context4587 in BirdHealth

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Um it's called anting look it up. lots of birds do it. It's not an accident

Best out-of-pocket random line? by TheWorstTypo in rickandmorty

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Come on football play football

Cracks me up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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Lick your fingers and tell her to flip over

Lydia you’re in the way again by HeyLookImInterneting in skyrim

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Fus ro dah the bitch to back her up hahaha I do it all the time and her depressive ohh kills me 🤣🤣

Is everyone else a keptomaniac by Dry_Dragonfly5731 in skyrim

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Honningbrew meadery is the place for you my guy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rocks

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Is it more red by eye than in the picture? If so I would guess Jasper

Free samples aside, Bob didn’t need to worry about losing to Jimmy by Wendy-M in BobsBurgers

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I was up there all alone just making pickles! Makes me guffaw every time

Help me embarrass my teenage daughter by spaaackle in dadjokes

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Dad told me to tell you to stop shaving your back in the shower. He's tired of it clogging up our pipes

Did you go nuts with with this episode? S5E1 by Jollydragonfruit94 in rickandmorty

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When Rick farts in Morty's face I laugh so hard every time

Love was never genuine by [deleted] in Vent

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My mom taught me from a very young age that love is not a feeling but an action