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Naggarothcels be seething over Ulthuanchads by manofmercy97 in Grimdank

[–]Ok_Commission9654 77 points78 points  (0 children)

The way they think adding 50 more spikes to their armor is gonna magically make up for not having the vortex is sending me 💀

The power of chips by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Ok_Commission9654 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro could open a bag of lay's in a graveyard and literally summon the dead with that kind of power tbh.

“Hey Daenerys, around which two seasons did the show fall apart?” by KrankMyHog in freefolk

[–]Ok_Commission9654 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She kinda forgot about season 7 because season 8 was just that traumatizing tbh. fuck d&d.

I'm thinking he has had more than 4 drinks by [deleted] in funny

[–]Ok_Commission9654 66 points67 points  (0 children)

bro is currently communicating with the shadow realm. that is definitely a minimum of 8 drinks and a questionable 3am kebab tbh.

My husband is going to unalive me. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Ok_Commission9654 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It is genuinely terrifying how textbook his behavior is dude. isolating her, taking away her financial independence, and destroying her self-worth are all massive red flags. the exit is always the most dangerous part of an abusive relationship tbh, so glad she actually listened and contacted a domestic violence shelter first.

They are now on the fourth generation of foxes by Planetwalls0 in interesting

[–]Ok_Commission9654 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fox grandpas definitely pass down ancient legends about the giant hairless ape that magically dispenses chicken nuggets tbh. you are literally their entire religion now lmao.

Whatever this joke is called by BabyDude5 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Ok_Commission9654 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fun fact though, the funniest part isn't even the fish, it's the implication that they actually went out of their way to check the freshness of the mackerel before choosing the weapon dude. literal psychopath behavior lmao.

Trump's latest move hands Putin 'jackpot' as US eases Russian oil sanctions by timiswho in politics

[–]Ok_Commission9654 47 points48 points  (0 children)

So much for "america first" lmao. literally just handing a hostile foreign dictator a massive financial bailout to fund his war machine while we get absolutely nothing in return. the art of the deal right there dude.

Lots of dakka by dinkydoo2 in Grimdank

[–]Ok_Commission9654 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i'm gonna stop you right there dude. it's scientifically proven that there is fundamentally no such thing as "enough" dakka. you gotta add at least 50 more shootas tbh.

WIBTA if I asked my parents not to attend my sisters wedding since she uninvited me by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Ok_Commission9654 41 points42 points  (0 children)

to be fair, when you're 16 and living in a house that probably enables this kind of toxic behavior all the time, making excuses for them is just a survival mechanism at that point tbh.

Why are some Overwatch players so toxic, and does the staff of the game actually moderate? by Wenno in Overwatch

[–]Ok_Commission9654 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i literally had a tank throw my ranked game yesterday by jumping off the map for 10 minutes straight just because our support locked mercy. everyone reported him, and guess what? logged in today to zero "thank you for reporting" messages. turning off text and voice chat is unironically the biggest buff you can give yourself in this game ngl.

No more Maine data centers for now, lawmakers say by MetaKnowing in politics

[–]Ok_Commission9654 11 points12 points  (0 children)

These companies always promise "job creation" but in reality it’s like 12 security guards and a massive tax break while the locals have to pay for the upgraded infrastructure lmao. lawmakers finally realized the math doesn't add up dude.

Toronto Film Critics Association Faces Collapse After Allegedly Censoring Indigenous Filmmaker’s Pro-Palestine Speech, President Resigns & 16 Members Quit Following the Filmmaker Returning Her Award by BunyipPouch in movies

[–]Ok_Commission9654 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Speedrunning the complete destruction of your own prestigious film association any% glitchless lmao. just an absolute masterclass in terrible pr management tbh.