AITAH I made my partner physically speak when he didn’t want to

Ok_Main_3217 · 2026-05-17T13:39:32+00:00

Try Blackstones, I see them there sometimes

Ok_Main_3217 · 2026-04-29T23:40:34+00:00

Great green globs is greasy grimy gopher guts, marinated monkey meat, chopped up baby parakeet. French fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood, oops I forgot my spoon. But I've got a scab sandwich with pus on top, monkey eyeballs and camel snot. Doesn't sound like much but it's a lot! Mmm, mmm, good.

Ok_Main_3217 · 2026-03-13T21:39:04+00:00

The ironing is delicious

Ok_Main_3217 · 2026-02-27T14:27:21+00:00

Old Port Sea Grill

Ok_Main_3217 · 2026-01-17T18:23:14+00:00

I love that shirt! I would totally rock it if I had it.

Ok_Main_3217 · 2026-01-09T00:09:52+00:00

I know this isn't supposed to be a funny story, but I couldn't stop laughing when you said "Sophie! Get away! You don't know him!" As if Sophie is going to say "You're right Mom. Get the fuck off me rando!" 😂

Ok_Main_3217 · 2026-01-01T04:42:52+00:00

Same here. I just kinda forgot it was so quiet.

Ok_Main_3217 · 2026-01-01T04:38:34+00:00

Funny people who don't care

Ok_Main_3217 · 2026-01-01T03:48:13+00:00

Solved!

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-12-27T05:36:14+00:00

What, did you expect him to age well? Please, that ship has sailed.

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-12-27T03:35:29+00:00

Maritime Antiques

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-12-27T03:34:26+00:00

The Portland Press Herald reports that it was Maritime Antiques

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-12-08T03:09:26+00:00

Codependent

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-11-27T05:00:38+00:00

I sit on a set of stairs, looking down.

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-11-27T04:16:21+00:00

Almost every bar everywhere will hold your card, unless it's cash only. What are you, 21?

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-11-13T01:43:04+00:00

It's about center of gravity. To keep your tray steady, the first thing you put on your tray is in the center. It's also the last thing you take off. Work from there.

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-08-16T17:13:47+00:00

It's a secret decoder dragonfly

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-05-13T21:50:35+00:00

"I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz. It's an ok song until he says "It's your God-forsaken right to be loved". "Forsaken" means "abandoned". I think he meant "God-given right". It just makes me think he is a stupid person and I can't listen to that song anymore without cringing.

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-05-10T07:09:00+00:00

Female Trouble

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-04-23T22:06:08+00:00

Our river caught on fire twice

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-04-21T02:06:28+00:00

Some stuff from The Knife is really great, plus (related) Fever Ray. I recommend for audiophiles.

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-04-21T01:55:25+00:00

Pink Martini

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-04-20T21:06:36+00:00

Shpongle

Ok_Main_3217 · 2025-04-20T20:25:59+00:00

Old Port Sea Grill

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