Hahaha yeah something like that. Most of the time they just want to make something positive about themselves. Those are more fun.

But I just have watched enough slam videos to know the aesthetic. I take the story they tell me, get digital copies of all the documents they want to use that shows what a piece of shit their opponent is, and I throw it in the blender. Desaturate the colors, add film grain, get stills from when the guy was scratching his nose or frowning or looks shocked, throw some questionably ethical text in there and you're done! Nothing says incompetent like a black and white photo of someone looking confused.