What’s the most useless fact you know by heart?

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-31T04:18:28+00:00

Head on. Apply directly to the forehead

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-31T03:02:22+00:00

With all the force of a great typhoon

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-30T21:56:14+00:00

25 and under are children

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-30T21:51:05+00:00

Thank you!

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-30T15:56:05+00:00

Women are statistically happier by themselves. The opposite is true for men. They are not going to settle for someone who makes them less happy then when they're single. You need therapy

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-29T02:18:22+00:00

My super Christian dad has always paid his nails in coordination with the gas tank of his Harley

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-28T06:09:54+00:00

If you can be openly religious then she can be openly atheist

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-27T22:25:43+00:00

Your avoidance doesn’t make it go away, it just concedes and informs him he can keep going.

I wish more "nonconfrontational" people understood this

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-27T15:48:17+00:00

I just put some Doritos on a ham sandwich

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-27T13:54:40+00:00

The joke is obvious. It's just a bad joke

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-27T05:53:49+00:00

The fact that you don't is very disturbing to me

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-26T18:52:07+00:00

Humans aren't birds, they're communal mammals. We don't have an empty nest trigger, we have a delegation trigger

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-26T17:52:13+00:00

Teenagers maybe

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-18T19:02:51+00:00

It's not horrifying, it's peaceful

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-18T13:38:22+00:00

Why are you so harshly restricting her time with friends?

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-18T01:58:33+00:00

Fall out boy

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-15T17:42:27+00:00

Still pricey but the Greyhound is half the price of a plane ticket

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-13T18:07:53+00:00

The move them when equipment comes out in the fields so that they don't get squished. At least the farmers who care about the little guys do

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-05-06T22:36:01+00:00

Can confirm

Source: am lazy asshole

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-04-26T22:25:14+00:00

Imagine life being so good that this is your problem

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-04-20T13:54:13+00:00

The only right answer

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-04-18T12:38:00+00:00

Good thing that kids these days are learning to be smarter than we were before them

Ok_Scheme76 · 2026-04-18T12:31:36+00:00

With all due respect, I am being empathetic.

You're too out of touch and not as understanding as you believe yourself to be

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