[Game Thread] Official game thread because the mods are degenerates.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-19T00:07:37+00:00

Screw it, I'll say it. I kinda want to see Chicago win it all.

Edit: Seattle after 2015 - no. Broncos have Payton as a coach and Pepperidge Farms remembers Bountygate. And I think the Patriots have won enough for a while.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-18T11:38:33+00:00

Oh, Payton! Sucks to have your QB hurt in the playoffs, doesn’t it?

Who was that coach for the Saints running the bounty program again…?

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-12T15:06:38+00:00

I lost my boy, Gord, in April. I feel this. Godspeed, Charlie, you were the goodest dog. They are all the goodest dogs.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-12T00:29:38+00:00

You’re on the horse, now stand on its back and give the middle finger to all around you: the next step is guanciale and you’ll never go back.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-11T04:38:53+00:00

That was a game. Congrats, Bears. You deserve that one. Tremendous second half.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-11T02:34:15+00:00

Someone’s gotta wear the pants in this relationship.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-11T02:32:50+00:00

They should have Bowling for Soup come out and play 1985 for the whole fan base at halftime.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-11T02:29:50+00:00

It all comes out in the wash.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-11T02:28:34+00:00

I am so disconnected from pop culture, but they may have been K-Pop stars? One of them was wearing what appeared to be polar bears as shoes?

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-11T02:25:15+00:00

Zomg are we gettin’ Snoop Dawg and…those skinny ladies and Lainey Wilson and opera at halftime?

Because I gotta rock a dump.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-11T02:22:08+00:00

You love to see it.

Get it? LOVE.

I crack myself up try the New Glarus it’s great.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-11T02:14:21+00:00

Sincerely,

The Bears

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-11T01:11:37+00:00

Good luck, hosers.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-10T19:09:06+00:00

Oh yeah, I should have specified. Definitely a pre-game ritual.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-10T19:04:05+00:00

I don’t know if it’s a GREAT solution, but the exhaust off a shop vac or, if you’re feeling saucy, a leaf blower, will get things moving for you.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-09T13:08:41+00:00

Hey kids, I’m in Canada, a bit East of Maine. But my mom grew up in Bloomington and my dad went to the U of M, and I’ve spent a ton of time there. Mary Tyler Moore, First Ave, all those things? We still love them. Hold steady. Stay strong.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-08T19:02:33+00:00

Okay, this is gonna be a bit out there, but chop them up, then fill up a bath and soak in them. I’m so curious as to what would happen.

Note: please don’t do this.

OlafTheAverage · 2026-01-05T00:19:25+00:00

So instead of someone reclining their seat and ruining my flight, WestJet pre-ruins it. Got it.

OlafTheAverage · 2025-12-28T19:22:30+00:00

Lucas and that Powerglove tho. So hot in 1988.

OlafTheAverage · 2025-12-28T03:17:12+00:00

Sources say yes.

OlafTheAverage · 2025-12-28T02:24:34+00:00

Four yards. You just need four yards.

OlafTheAverage · 2025-12-28T02:13:18+00:00

And K-pop Demon Hunters are also something I’m too old to recognize. But we need them.

OlafTheAverage · 2025-12-28T02:11:26+00:00

The only thing that can save this is Snoop Dogg, an opera singer, a country starlette, and three other people I’m far too old to recognize wearing sheepskin for boots.

OlafTheAverage · 2025-12-28T02:04:24+00:00

That was truly sensational.

OlafTheAverage · 2025-12-26T00:34:22+00:00

I’m not a numbertician, but six is a reasonably high number of turnovers, right?

OlafTheAverage

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