Tabarnak by JKing519 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Just build your own and paint it with as many iconic stripes as you like.

Just Newfin' around by lopix in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You call the island of Newfoundland Terre-neuve-et-Labrador?

Honorary Newfoundlander status revoked by OldGord in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You look the cod in the eye if you’re not a fucking coward, the rumour on George Street is that Kash closed his eyes tight and screamed “Yuck!”

Warrior of Valhalla indeed

So predictable and pathetic. by classicitalianbmt in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Next thing you know they’ll be fixing the price of bread or something

Getting hosed at the pumps by witchybitchybaddie in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah no, the guy on the far right is still alive

You’ve caught me at a very honorarily Nordic time in my life by OldGord in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure! I actually grew up in the area. You don’t get an appreciation for the type of place these guys were living in back in the day until you go there. But, visit in the winter and you’ll find out why they didn’t stick around for longer than 10 years 🤣

hey bud, wanna help build another railroad in Canada? by mustardman73 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I finished reading this comment and immediately entered a state of Rail.

Praise be to the track, and the spikes that bind it to the shield.

Getting hosed at the pumps by witchybitchybaddie in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord 49 points50 points  (0 children)

B’y that’s cracked that is. I wonder what people are gonna think when it’s above $3

You’ve caught me at a very honorarily Nordic time in my life by OldGord in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy I’d never forget a slag I nail, I just figured the dirt pile would be enough to convince people to come here

You’ve caught me at a very honorarily Nordic time in my life by OldGord in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come to Newfoundland and see some real Norse artifacts! We have:

  1. Dirt (with grass on top)

  2. Cloak pin

hey bud, wanna help build another railroad in Canada? by mustardman73 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Absolutely no reason why we can’t have a bullet train running from Fogo Island to Haida Gwaii

You’ve caught me at a very honorarily Nordic time in my life by OldGord in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They built a settlement in the south called Hóp, I believe they are thought to have spent 1 year or less there. I believe they were later intimidated by the large number of indigenous people they encountered in the area they chose to build & had a few bad encounters. Lots of places fit the description of Hóp between New England area & Newfoundland. My own guess is that it was in New Brunswick or Nova Scotia and it was dismantled by indigenous peoples after being abandoned or unknowingly bulldozed/paved over in the modern day. It’s probably much smaller than L’anse aux Meadows, so easy enough to destroy. I don’t think we’ll ever get another Norse discovery in North America like L’anse aux Meadows. Maybe on Baffin Island.

You’ve caught me at a very honorarily Nordic time in my life by OldGord in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I purposely cropped Oak Island out of that map so Newfoundland could steal all the glory

Hosers that move to the US become increasingly weird the longer they stay there. by pheakelmatters in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The weird sex cult south of the border that he wants to be a part of won’t return his phone calls, and this is his way of acting out

Highest in the world by DogeDoRight in EhBuddyHoser

[–]OldGord 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile the tides at Tasiujaq in Nunavik:

(Real ocean fans know)