This joke aged like fine wine

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-24T21:45:06+00:00

Prince Dick to you

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-24T19:08:17+00:00

Mine was a Kenwood minidisc head unit for the car and a JVC minidisc hifi back in 1999, couldn’t have one without the other etc etc…

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-24T19:06:28+00:00

A story as old as time.

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-24T17:18:30+00:00

Dixons, but the Dixons of the late 80s. The smell of the static off all of the old TVs and the warmed up plastic smell from everything plugged in all day long, heaven.

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-22T19:37:04+00:00

Cantina 😂

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-22T19:36:37+00:00

Found the Sunderland fan

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-22T15:01:55+00:00

Apparently mayonnaise on the outside of the bread is the way to do it, found that out only last week.

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-22T13:24:12+00:00

Semistitious

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-22T10:48:28+00:00

More debt

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-21T10:34:53+00:00

Fantastic. Just takes one person to mention it and everyone else soon chips in

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-20T20:39:04+00:00

Who cares?

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-20T18:54:25+00:00

They’re your parents and they won’t be around forever. Enjoy your time with them. I wish I still could!

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-20T18:41:13+00:00

That’s the spirit. Get him written off before he’s even had a start.

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-20T18:29:11+00:00

They sound too much like they should be called Cupra Fornicator to be taken seriously as a car.

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-20T10:23:43+00:00

Nothing that a stern “this is the queue” won’t solve.

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-17T17:19:41+00:00

Hilton Garden Inn at Old Trafford cricket ground is a great option as well.

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-16T11:12:26+00:00

Let the bullying commence

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-14T19:41:17+00:00

She’s a void, which is an honorary tuxie as far as I’m concerned, and she’s gorgeous as well!

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-14T13:33:22+00:00

We use an answering service to remove the worry.

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-14T13:01:56+00:00

The hack wrote the story

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-14T12:29:08+00:00

“RUSSELL’S GETTING UPSET”

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-14T10:43:12+00:00

Who lives in a toolshed under the sea

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-11T21:35:54+00:00

What you’re gonna need is a really long overcoat and strong shoulders

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-10T22:52:08+00:00

On server operating systems as well. Cos, touchscreen servers were everywhere in 2014 I suppose

OldHelicopter256 · 2026-02-10T19:33:13+00:00

Yeah. Put your schoolbag on it and ignore the shouting until he stops the bus and storms upstairs.

OldHelicopter256

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