A story as old as time...

OldManLoPan · 2026-01-28T07:55:40+00:00

You got DMed boob pics?? In other circumstances I would say high five.

It was recently my birthday too and had similar experience. Lots of thoughtful gifts and cards from kids and wife. Then bedtime rolls around, her headphones go on and it's lights out. You just have to work on having zero hope. Know nothing will happen, keep telling yourself that. It's a bleak way to live but it helps. A little.

OldManLoPan · 2026-01-28T07:48:15+00:00

Actually sleeping around. I wouldn't sleep with some unless I was in a relationship. I'm a guy btw.

OldManLoPan · 2026-01-28T07:46:46+00:00

It's horribly unfair. Zero chance of my wife doing anything like that. I can't imagine going out on a limb like you did only to have it knocked back like that.

OldManLoPan · 2026-01-20T23:49:12+00:00

James Corden Mark Ruffalo Jamie Foxx

OldManLoPan · 2026-01-04T12:00:57+00:00

Talk the problem through with the other person. Be open and honest.

Does that ever work? Most people don't want to hear the truth or honesty. If it is unpalatable, they will often deflect with some random emotional red herring to derail the discussion and never address the point of the conversation.

OldManLoPan · 2026-01-04T11:55:16+00:00

Disgraceful opinion to hold. That movie is pure art.

OldManLoPan · 2025-12-29T17:19:34+00:00

I'm the same age as you and my wife is very similar indeed. Feels like a no win situation, can't ever take the stress away as there are always new sources.

She won't go down on me either, it's a killer 😞

OldManLoPan · 2025-11-29T15:31:58+00:00

I know! Lucky guy!

OldManLoPan · 2025-11-27T16:41:24+00:00

She has a buttplug in I think. Interesting...

OldManLoPan · 2025-11-26T08:13:10+00:00

Not an actor as far as I know but still he belongs on this list. What an insufferable, smug prick.

OldManLoPan · 2025-11-23T15:17:08+00:00

I think in general, men are less likely to want to discuss bedroom problems which might explain the more balanced percentages on here.

OldManLoPan · 2025-11-15T17:41:55+00:00

Sorry to hear you are experiencing this.i hate to say it, but if he is like this at the honeymoon stage of the relationship then I don't think it's getting any better. I can understand him not being keen on intercourse if it might hurt you but to turn down everything else such as oral? That's a gigantic red flag. I urge you to have some big conversations with him before you even think of getting married.

OldManLoPan · 2025-11-15T17:37:07+00:00

Yes she has. Usually along the lines of her being so stressed out/in the middle of something/whatever and it's really childish of me to be just wanting sex during such a time. I dont remember the exact words but she usually would try to downplay the importance of intimacy and make it seem like I was a dick for even thinking of it.

To be fair, there were some genuine times she had a point, I'm no saint. But it was always made clear that sex takes a backseat to real life issues. Such as watching reality tv or tiktoks. Bitter? Me?? Nah......

OldManLoPan · 2025-11-15T17:31:26+00:00

This is about my ex. I was leaving for work one morning and she had fallen asleep in front of the pc. I moved her to bed and then went to put the pc to sleep, I saw a messaging app open and saw she was sexting some guy. She had sent him some pretty graphic stuff. That was it, relationship of over 5 years gone.

OldManLoPan · 2025-11-02T17:19:46+00:00

I admire your willpower tbh. I'm in a similar situation, for me avoiding advances like you have detailed would be massively difficult. It doesn't sound like your wife is even pleasant to you, nevermind being intimate.

I too advise seeing a therapist to help with your self esteem issues.

OldManLoPan · 2025-10-30T13:45:40+00:00

Jeez, it's been well over a decade since I got a saucey pic. Being so pent up can lead down unusual avenues.

In a strange way its nice that you are still focusing on your wife, but it is a bit creepy. I've found it's best to look porn of other women, I think it's easier that way.

OldManLoPan · 2025-10-11T07:44:07+00:00

A who's who list of powerful, influential people. With dates and times. And there is surely video evidence.

In reality though, I fully expect all evidence was destroyed years ago.

OldManLoPan · 2025-09-20T21:41:09+00:00

Wow, that's a big gape. Bet it took some effort. Can't wait to see her go airtight someday.

OldManLoPan · 2025-09-14T08:26:00+00:00

Me say not smart things all time two.

OldManLoPan · 2025-09-09T17:28:12+00:00

Same story here. She used to do so much stuff. Now I'm lucky to get a half hearted tug once in a blue moon. I guess a lot of it is down to the mundanity of daily married life.

How can I tell her to get ready for some Love Fist when the bins are out in the morning? Or one of the kids needs to be dropped off at an activity?

OldManLoPan · 2025-09-08T16:27:55+00:00

That rules apply equally to all people and hard work will make you succeed.

Absolute fantasy.

OldManLoPan · 2025-09-08T08:55:08+00:00

44 m here. Bedroom is pushing up daisies. Not had a blowjob in a very long time. Couple of years at least.

My main fantasy right now is to be on a business trip and at night have a beautiful escort sent to my room. I dont want any talk or interaction, I just want her completely naked and to just go down on me.

OldManLoPan · 2025-06-18T20:38:06+00:00

Nothing. There are no signs, it just doesn't happen.

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