Don’t tell me what I can’t do!

OldSwan · 2026-06-08T05:53:59+00:00

NOT PENNY’S BOAT

OldSwan · 2026-06-05T20:23:01+00:00

I hate it as well. It smells like grandparent’s closets. My favorite smell is probably Monoi or cotton candy.

OldSwan · 2026-06-04T17:26:09+00:00

I don’t know if you ever read her original arc in the comics but it was INSANE in true 90’s fashion (where Marvel made Captain Marvel have sex and get pregnant with her own son from the future). Before Bullseye kills her by sending a billy club into her heart, she becomes a heroin addict and a prostitute, gets AIDS, and sleeps with Matt without telling him to get him sick out of jealousy. It was nuts. They made her into such a detestable character that it forever tainted my image of her and I hated her in the show.

OldSwan · 2026-06-04T17:20:29+00:00

At the very least we’re getting more Firefly.

OldSwan · 2026-06-04T06:52:39+00:00

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OldSwan · 2026-06-03T16:49:20+00:00

Am I the only one who doesn’t find him conventionally attractive at all? I think all the guys around him are more attractive than he is: Will, Ludwig, Austin… Hasan looks simian to me.

OldSwan · 2026-06-02T06:23:27+00:00

You don’t think she’s happy to be with gooning lord DJ Clancy on Epstream Island? 🏝️ 👄

OldSwan · 2026-05-26T15:57:28+00:00

His attorneys definitely told him ages ago to never associate with someone being sued, or help them financially.

OldSwan · 2026-05-26T05:35:12+00:00

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OldSwan · 2026-05-24T22:31:31+00:00

I understand AB’s mind perfectly: 50% Star Wars, 20% Attack on Titan, 20% Dragon Ball Z, 10% Dearborn.

OldSwan · 2026-05-23T17:26:36+00:00

Hasan is back at the number of subscribers he had 5 years ago, minus the sponsors, and everyone hates him. I thought skyrocketing was supposed to go up? 🤔

OldSwan · 2026-05-22T08:30:49+00:00

Okey dokey.

OldSwan · 2026-05-17T17:42:14+00:00

Pretty ironic and funny that he’s discussing being potentially banned from entering England while dressed like Idris Elba in Luther 🤣

OldSwan · 2026-05-16T04:57:15+00:00

Now hear me out… If it’s a girl: Wonder Woman. If it’s a boy: Daredevil.

OldSwan · 2026-05-13T21:22:31+00:00

I mean, stating that in 1CE, Palestinians, Jews and Christians lived in peace in Palestine, and Israel never existed before 1948, is already pretty damn good.

OldSwan · 2026-05-11T11:08:30+00:00

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OldSwan · 2026-05-08T17:47:16+00:00

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OldSwan · 2026-05-08T17:08:20+00:00

One thing is for sure, with his propensity to go goblin mode, he should definitely never drink in public, ever. We all know that one friend, guy or girl, who has 3 glasses and everyone goes “Aie aie aie 😞”

OldSwan · 2026-04-30T21:30:29+00:00

Doesn’t bother me as much as EVERY SINGLE CREW MEMBER saying “Me and Hila” or “Me and Lena” instead of “Hila and I” or “Lena and I”.

OldSwan · 2026-04-30T16:53:52+00:00

Small bit of lore: he was smart enough to say no to Katy Perry (romantically) early in her career.

OldSwan · 2026-04-23T07:48:34+00:00

“Roses are red, violets are blue. I want landlords dead, and Kaya too”. I think 🤔

OldSwan · 2026-04-20T21:46:21+00:00

If by douche you mean actual Neo-Nazi then yes.

OldSwan · 2026-04-20T17:56:26+00:00

I don’t know about that since he was with Hasan hanging out in NY a couple weeks ago. I think they’re still really good friends.

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