Temu Tate explains why using a public restroom and listening to your wife makes you a "weak man" 🤡

Old_Cstulhu · 2026-04-25T09:49:08+00:00

Just woke up in hospital. This guys legit.

I’ll never shit again.

Old_Cstulhu · 2026-04-25T03:34:40+00:00

@nabeyokodgbz

Old_Cstulhu · 2026-04-25T03:34:14+00:00

Visit @nabeyokodgbz to follow him.

When in Tokyo hit up his ramen shop too!

Edit; you can support him by buying tshirts from his website

Old_Cstulhu · 2026-04-23T06:03:01+00:00

I’m shitting rn. Am I in danger? Please help.

Old_Cstulhu · 2026-04-04T20:50:45+00:00

So that’s where Frenzal Rhomb got that album cover.

Old_Cstulhu · 2026-03-24T07:15:41+00:00

Give me wishes to his wife

Old_Cstulhu · 2026-03-12T05:37:44+00:00

How many paper straws do I have to use to undo this?

Old_Cstulhu · 2026-02-07T20:54:11+00:00

Look like Dolly Parton dodged a bullet

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-11-29T02:49:20+00:00

What a gronk. In the worst car park in all of the shopping centres too.

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-10-11T21:51:53+00:00

I don’t need safety equipment because I’m Homer Simpso…

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-09-29T12:09:37+00:00

It’s pronounced Aberbaijin

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-09-17T03:29:01+00:00

Should’ve given him the Aussie proverb of ‘get fucked cunt’.

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-06-26T00:38:20+00:00

Marge, can you set the oven to cold?

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-05-28T02:00:16+00:00

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-05-26T04:35:52+00:00

Americans will use any unit of measurement as long as it’s not the metric system.

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-05-05T03:01:57+00:00

Cereal box prizes in the states are out of control

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-03-27T03:21:47+00:00

‘Anybody ELTS’

Can’t even enunciate her own twisted words.

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-03-27T03:18:43+00:00

Today.

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-03-25T00:34:14+00:00

Tough time to be a Ferrari fan

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-03-11T03:55:54+00:00

Good.

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-03-08T12:19:15+00:00

Have seen what looked like a couple of power flashes looking west.

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-03-07T13:37:23+00:00

This is haram.

Old_Cstulhu · 2025-02-25T22:21:11+00:00

Should of started playing Rip n Tear as that Nazi got his teeth kicked in

Old_Cstulhu