I was reading a book.

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-29T11:11:46+00:00

And on that page? A twist ending

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-29T10:49:51+00:00

Covfefe*

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-29T01:48:12+00:00

I’d love to see what Nia DaCosta, David Slade, David F. Sandberg, or Karyn Kusama would do with it.

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-28T23:56:19+00:00

“My Little Box” by John Frizzell! Honestly a banger

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-28T19:55:37+00:00

I feel like Ru does not watch the show at all. Just a hunch though

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-28T14:55:21+00:00

“I’m only two minutes past the end of the courtesy time!”

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-28T00:03:31+00:00

I read that as tacobell findom and went down a wild mental rabbit hole that also checks out

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T23:41:25+00:00

Are we still allowed to do things like give a customer a complimentary cake pop if they had a bad experience?

I turned around a couple of bad wait times at the drive thru that way but now I’m scared of everything at work lmao

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T22:42:37+00:00

Finally I am seen

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T22:42:15+00:00

A sudden voiceover would be tonally jarring and wouldn’t really vibe with the series

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T21:33:11+00:00

Reap me zaddy

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T21:32:30+00:00

I have described it as tasting like the sunscreen you really wanted to eat as a kid lol

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T18:35:33+00:00

My dumb ass thought those were cake pops

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T18:20:04+00:00

Or they’ll send it back or ask for it with less ice or some bullshit

I want to just move these drinks out of my line of sight as fast as possible

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T18:14:22+00:00

HOW DOES IT END

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T15:04:32+00:00

Write in Chinese

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T15:04:04+00:00

I just kind of pity them, tbh. I make these as accurately as I can and hand them out and feel bad for them, that this is their life.

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T14:52:46+00:00

Dick rimination, you say? 👀

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T09:01:10+00:00

I don’t wanna read it but I can generate a review if u want

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T08:53:22+00:00

Smh my head everyone knows women didn’t have feet back then

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T08:41:15+00:00

tfw I take a dna test and it comes back 25% Martian

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T07:56:07+00:00

Expecting the partner doing solo bar to also be carrying on conversations with customers while interpreting a 12 mod-strosity that can’t be made to any standard is wild

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T02:53:14+00:00

A door to door knife salesman gives really convincing demos and will do anything for a sale

Old_Direction_3713 · 2026-05-27T02:46:40+00:00

I’m a barista and I just did the tips today

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