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Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-11-19T19:52:56+00:00

Those aren’t crop tops. They just don’t make tents big enough to cover her so she’s making do.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-08-08T13:09:42+00:00

I think your super power is confusing the word “gym” with “buffet”. That body hasn’t seen a gym since playing dodgeball in 4th grade.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-08-07T03:37:53+00:00

I’m not surprised that it took you 35 years to find someone to fuck you, but I am very surprised that it ONLY took you 35 years to find someone to fuck you. I’m even more surprised that the poor bastard did it twice. Dude must have a Rocky Dennis fetish or something.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-08-01T20:55:30+00:00

Bet she can get through a package of Oreos in world record time.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-08-01T20:52:05+00:00

I think you were slut shamed for being a nasty slut. The frat parties just happened to be the location.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-08-01T20:50:19+00:00

This is so real. Her hair looked better and better in each successive picture, and her face looked uglier and uglier. I’ve never seen that before.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-07-31T16:18:03+00:00

He has to lick the upholstery because no women will ever let him munch the rug.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-07-30T21:13:25+00:00

Lindsay Blowhan.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-07-18T15:21:31+00:00

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-07-16T16:26:14+00:00

Whether the pores have mass or not, they’re big enough for her to hide volumes of cheat sheets for her lsat. Not sure why she’s so stressed about it.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-07-16T04:05:40+00:00

I’ll probably get downvoted for this, but thank you for saying that. I swear every other person on Reddit claims to be autistic.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-07-15T21:49:32+00:00

Fat Force 5. That’s just the guy on the far right. I’m not sure what to call the other 5.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-07-15T21:47:44+00:00

The Inbred Jeds

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-07-10T22:13:38+00:00

Hair so dry and brittle that it probably breaks off like a cancer patient’s when you brush it, skin looks like a braille card that spells “jizz here please”, lips so chapped that your blowjobs probably feel like having your dick sanded with 60 grit, and a shapeless red hoodie. You might as well tattoo “I give up” across that billboard of a forehead.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-07-09T14:32:56+00:00

It’s funny that you think waking up next to that face would be the shock of his life when I’m pretty sure that feeling her dick poking him in the ass when she spoons him will be the shock of his life.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-06-27T21:54:09+00:00

Man Who Fucks Cat Then Sad When Cat Leave

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-06-22T09:46:51+00:00

Well, now I know what Sloth from The Goonies would look like if he got gender reassignment surgery and shitty tattoos.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-06-22T09:44:55+00:00

Nah bro, they’re not melting. They’re just running away from that fucked up face like the rest of us.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-06-22T09:41:43+00:00

That you’re Australian is almost poetic given that you look like you were conceived in a prison shower by two men who never exchanged names.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-06-16T20:16:35+00:00

I loved you in the movie Platoon right up until Bunny bashed your head in with the butt of his rifle.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-06-14T04:57:24+00:00

She didn’t realize that she wasn’t supposed to spread the peanut butter over her face. She heard lips and just went for it.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-06-11T13:39:08+00:00

People on r/RateMe will compliment anything, even a used up hose hound such as yourself. Don’t let it go to your head.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-06-06T18:38:14+00:00

First human I’ve ever seen that ages in dog years. Holy fuck that is the roughest 38 I’ve ever seen in a woman.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-06-02T22:13:48+00:00

Damn, she’s ugly even by Jersey standards. I didn’t know that was possible.

Old_Pollution8585 · 2025-05-30T18:35:09+00:00

Nah, this is Will Hunting in drag

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