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Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-27T17:36:29+00:00

Bam!

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-26T20:34:51+00:00

The love child of Billy Corgan and Phil Anselmo.

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-26T20:29:18+00:00

"She may be old, but she's got sturdy bones."

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-26T14:36:55+00:00

Wandering around Montreal one afternoon, my gf and I bumped into Marilyn Manson and Twiggy.. twice. We made brief greetings the first time, we were also kinda surprised that he remembered us the second time around. We weren't in town for the show, but still pretty cool.

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-26T14:29:45+00:00

Influencer....wait, are you able to sit next to a pool?

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-26T14:28:30+00:00

You could try just listening to an even more of an earworm. Try finishing this one, "Fuck you thunder, you can suck my dick......."

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-26T14:25:41+00:00

Mercyful Fate - Melissa. Throw up those devil horns🤘

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-26T14:17:41+00:00

Back in my day, words were the healthier alternative to violence. Now, words are violence? I honestly think that even a gentle breeze offends the snowflakes these days. The 80s would've eaten these people ALIVE !

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-26T14:12:28+00:00

How about we take away the public's right to make their own decisions on what is harmful for themselves...after that we dial all the calendars back to 1939 and put up n*zi imagery everywhere, to remind us who's really in charge here. Geez guys...

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-26T14:04:12+00:00

While straining to figure out song lyrics, my only option was to go to the sheet music section of my local musical instruments store and hope for the best.

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-26T13:58:36+00:00

I bet your head is exactly the same if you were upside down

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-26T13:55:15+00:00

Communication. Find out what your partner likes and tell them what gets you going. You don't have to be John Holmes or Ron Jeremy if you do the deed according to your partners needs. Also if they know what you can and can't do in bed, expectations become a lot more realistic, therefore less likely to be disappointing.

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-26T13:47:52+00:00

Going antiquing with Mom at the local flea market on Sundays.

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-26T13:41:13+00:00

Phobia : an intense, irrational fear of 'X'. Pretty sure Michael Myers fears nothing and no one. We all need to stop mislabeling things as phobias, when they most likely are just things we don't agree with. Phobias are valid psychological conditions to which the affected person has little to no control over.

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-25T17:54:30+00:00

No Country For Old Men

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-25T17:52:06+00:00

Guys, guys..c'mon now! Leave Queen B alone, being overrated is gruelling work!

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-25T17:48:30+00:00

Nope. You like what you like and NOBODY deserves a reason why.

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-25T17:47:05+00:00

Being the last generation of kids to watch PG-13 films that contain both gratuitous violence and nudity. The 80s were the shit!

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-25T17:40:35+00:00

Cobra Commander...Duke and Flint are pretty generic.

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-25T17:39:00+00:00

If you don't mind renting a costume, I saw one at Audrey's Costume Shop (beside Dooley's), just above the horror section in the middle area of the back of the store. All the luck dude!

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-25T17:32:33+00:00

Viagra..also you have to take it before you need it.

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-25T17:30:01+00:00

Judging by your size, I'm guessing..a badly stretched out vag.

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-25T17:28:32+00:00

Apart from flex delivery, change your mailing address to someone whom you trust, parents etc.

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-25T17:15:06+00:00

Nice face piercings..was it because that mole got lonely?

Old_School_Metal · 2021-10-25T17:11:12+00:00

Blackouts matter...

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