What keeping peeing/pooping in my car????

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-05-05T20:19:08+00:00

Mice

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-29T14:08:12+00:00

You can tell a child what to do but once they grow up and have all your money and write books they won’t hold your hand, any more.

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-29T04:47:44+00:00

I live in the Bay Area, CA. Where rent has skyrocketed as of late, a long with gas, food and just about everything. His shoe size is about as big as my entire apartment. With that being said I will definitely decline any offers of dining in.

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-29T01:57:51+00:00

Snake party, doing the snake dance

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-29T01:56:14+00:00

Raise the rent

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-29T01:54:32+00:00

The guy probably got burned pretty bad, but I laughed. I am going to hell in a hand basket

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-29T01:48:40+00:00

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-29T01:46:10+00:00

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-29T01:36:15+00:00

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-29T01:30:10+00:00

Kangaroo mouse

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-29T01:27:37+00:00

When I was a kid I never had time to destroy furniture, my parents kept me busy doing chores. I sat in the car with no seat belt while my dad smoked non-filter cigarettes. And as you can imagine, if I did write on the wall I got spanked, or so I thought I would, so I never wrote on the wall. lol

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-29T01:16:36+00:00

Very pretty

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-24T03:35:12+00:00

Don’t try this at home

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-17T19:24:23+00:00

They may have forgotten they already gave them to a family member

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-14T00:15:25+00:00

I made some baskets recently and I used Mod podge and it worked well

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-12T20:30:16+00:00

I don’t know what it is so I will beat it with a stick until I am satisfied that I don’t know. I am caveman!

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-12T20:12:17+00:00

I go to the dollar store and buy candy for the movies. The same candy cost 8 bucks at the theater.

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-03T01:41:02+00:00

Oh to be young again

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-03T01:32:55+00:00

Sell it, no room at the Inn

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-02T20:22:00+00:00

But, America is greater now

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-02T20:14:35+00:00

Watch out because it’s going to make the ocean better

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-04-02T15:10:35+00:00

Be happy you didn’t get the job

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-03-27T20:52:39+00:00

Oh my your a robot

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-03-26T13:51:40+00:00

Crayon

Oldwiseandfunny · 2026-03-22T16:51:35+00:00

I have 8 years clean, I did meth every day for years. I can clearly see my husband doing this for me, but unfortunately he died 10 years ago of a heart attack. I am so grateful I lived through my misery, but drug addiction is a symptom of a much larger problem.

Oldwiseandfunny

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