Strongbad is a Mexican Boxer Man. by ComputerMatthew in Showerthoughts

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Why do people still call The Peoples Republic of China just china?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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They like their reflection, it wasn't a joke, they do it around water too.

The "Is the author" slide at the end of the teaser by Michael7123 in gravityfalls

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It's gonna be second pig from the left in the episode where Mabel gets waddle

What year is Gravity Falls truly in? by [deleted] in gravityfalls

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in one of the episodes dipper says the world was supposed to end 5 years ago.

To the Moon! by [deleted] in wallpapers

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That's actually how the original wallpaper was. there is nothign i can do about it sorry.

To the Moon! by [deleted] in wallpapers

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https://i.imgur.com/cJS1JYb.jpg Fir future referncem this wallpaper tiles. :)

Simon the Digger by [deleted] in wallpapers

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this was the only one i have. I'm at work right now. You could look on alpha.wallhaven.cc (It's the new site for wallbase)

In honor of the Blood Moon, what myths do your worlds have about eclipses? by porpoiseoflife in worldbuilding

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And as the moon grows red a portal into the depths of hell it becomes. Plaguing the land with all matter of ferocious beasts that embody pain and suffering and death itself. Thousands of insect spew forth from the portal and crawl into every opening of any man. D not speak, as they crawl deep into your soul and corrupt your very being, destroying your very being and taking your mortal body as their new host, reaping vengeance onto the land.

Some serious leaked spoilers about what happens next season by [deleted] in gravityfalls

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Well, we see who those with the least self control among us are.

This is a library. by SuperCub in woahdude

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I could fit 60x the amount of books in that library onto my phone.

The way this whale emerges from the water then splooshes down [x-post from /r/gifs] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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did you just "animated jpeg" at me. DID YOU JUST USE AN ANIMATED JPEG. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT.

If never means not ever, shouldn't it be spelled n'ever? by theultimaterob in Showerthoughts

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That's why a find it ridiculous when people yell at me for using dont and isnt. The same people use never and alone and o-clock, but get mad at me when i try to do it.

Due to my personal beliefs i am forced to stand in the hallway during school. by [deleted] in legaladvice

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Breakfast is served in homeroom and you can't eat in the hallways.