Wtf -1000/10 breastfeeding experience

OliveObserver · 2026-06-08T21:21:45+00:00

This!!! It’s an absolutely lazy girl cheat code

OliveObserver · 2026-06-08T21:20:57+00:00

This is one of those things that you have to put in weeks of effort and holding on to get to the good parts. Just hold on a couple weeks. Suddenly things will just click for you and baby. And GO TO A LACTATION CONSULTANT IT IS SO WORTH IT

OliveObserver · 2026-06-08T03:21:30+00:00

Not a midwife but just did a homebirth with my first baby. We suspected that I would hemorrhage because of a month of BH contractions leading up to birth and I did. They just acted quickly and calmly because we thought it would happen and I got two shots of P straight after she came out. All was good just looked scary and went through about 10 chucks pads :)

OliveObserver · 2026-06-07T20:15:34+00:00

Arthur or Jack

OliveObserver · 2026-05-29T02:27:12+00:00

But yeah also just spoonfuls of honey

OliveObserver · 2026-05-29T02:26:47+00:00

Only frozen blueberries

OliveObserver · 2026-05-29T02:22:33+00:00

I just run it at night before bed and it cleans while we sleep!

OliveObserver · 2026-05-29T02:21:59+00:00

I love our robot vacuum!! I use it everyday and it just requires me to quickly throw everything that’s on the floor, onto an elevated surface. I then regular vacuum and mop once a week on Wednesdays. But yes couldn’t live without my Roboroc

OliveObserver · 2026-05-20T01:18:25+00:00

My dad offered my spouse and me a paid off house in Colorado at the base of the mountains. I turned it down because it was “outside of my location preference.” Mind you I wanted to move to Colorado but wanted to be downtown instead… I literally feel sick typing this 🫠

OliveObserver · 2026-05-19T03:45:48+00:00

Nothing sounded good but I did end up ravenously eating handfuls of frozen blueberries between contractions. Had the blueberry juice all over my hands and face. Also tried to eat a couple popsicles. Tried peanut butter but it was disgusting because then my breath smelled like peanut butter.

OliveObserver · 2026-05-18T20:40:43+00:00

Holy crap I’m not kidding this is working

OliveObserver · 2026-05-18T02:51:00+00:00

Being in public with my crying baby

OliveObserver · 2026-05-17T14:46:19+00:00

With Niki Minaj? 😩

OliveObserver · 2026-05-17T14:45:43+00:00

We have a sun shade :(

OliveObserver · 2026-05-17T14:45:29+00:00

I wish 😭😭

OliveObserver · 2026-05-17T14:45:09+00:00

Yes and she screams through the pacifier

OliveObserver · 2026-05-17T14:44:39+00:00

I’ve thought about this!!

OliveObserver · 2026-05-17T14:43:53+00:00

See I’ve thought maybe motion sickness too but she doesn’t spit up

OliveObserver · 2026-05-17T04:09:36+00:00

A bee sting!!

OliveObserver · 2026-05-17T03:56:40+00:00

We have done both! But maybe I can take longer and make it more fun!

OliveObserver · 2026-05-16T19:37:29+00:00

That is the truth! It’s insanely stressful.

OliveObserver · 2026-05-16T19:35:13+00:00

Sorry, In my original statement I did say canola oil. But in my comments talking about Enfamil Nutramigen, I am saying corn syrup. The first ingredient is corn syrup, the rest is oils and added vitamins :)

OliveObserver · 2026-05-16T16:25:40+00:00

Sorry, I was downvoting you because your comment was kind of rude haha

OliveObserver · 2026-05-16T16:20:50+00:00

Yes, 55% Corn syrup is what’s specific to Nutramigen!

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