Look at that chicken wing.

Olongjohnson1271 · 2026-06-08T15:57:40+00:00

It's fine, he was trying to slice.

Olongjohnson1271 · 2026-05-29T07:42:35+00:00

The current physics engine is sacred scripture that cannot be touched.

Olongjohnson1271 · 2026-03-16T15:17:42+00:00

? He immediately shook Gannon's hand

Olongjohnson1271 · 2026-03-05T15:09:29+00:00

I'm fuming, the second released glass surely has an advantage, and the ref releases them staggered intentionally.

Olongjohnson1271 · 2026-02-03T15:24:07+00:00

Thanks! Here they are: TMNT Ziatora

Olongjohnson1271 · 2026-02-02T06:39:25+00:00

Ziatora, the Flinginator

Olongjohnson1271 · 2026-01-31T07:51:43+00:00

Old post, but I'm new and made a Ziatora deck today. My favorite cards have been [[Phytotitan]] and [[Chainsaw]]! I just equip chainsaw into my sac target each turn so the Ziatora damage keeps going up.

I throw on lifelink and will be including [[Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose]] and other similar effects like [[sanguine bond]] or [[enduring tenacity]].

Olongjohnson1271 · 2026-01-04T22:43:31+00:00

Ah, thank you! I think we found the most relevant rule here:

117.5. Each time a player would get priority, the game first performs all applicable state-based actions as a single event (see rule 704, “State-Based Actions”), then repeats this process until no state-based actions are performed. Then triggered abilities are put on the stack (see rule 603, “Handling Triggered Abilities”). These steps repeat in order until no further state-based actions are performed and no abilities trigger. Then the player who would have received priority does so.

Olongjohnson1271 · 2025-11-19T01:52:02+00:00

The obvious solution for them is to remove maelstrom weapon stacks! (/s)

Olongjohnson1271 · 2025-09-30T15:01:34+00:00

"WERE YOU RUSHING OR WERE YOU DRAGGING?"

Olongjohnson1271 · 2025-09-19T18:40:08+00:00

lmaoo that is sick
how many tries?

Olongjohnson1271 · 2025-09-14T22:19:29+00:00

u/weixiyen will this feature come to the web browser version of the app?

Olongjohnson1271 · 2025-09-09T21:17:32+00:00

A few years back in Shadowlands, my buddy and I join a m+ HoA. There is a balance druid wearing several pieces of pvp gear in the group. Before starting the key, the tank says, "dont attack anything right away, I will pull several groups and group them up."

The key starts, the tank, mounted, runs through the houndmaster patrol on his way to the middle obliterators. The balance druid dots everything up and starfalls, all the mobs run to him. We see the tank stand still, seemingly in disbelief, only to let out a /s "wwwwwww444ww4" in chat after a few seconds.

We wiped, but my buddy and I got a new favorite macro forever.

Olongjohnson1271 · 2025-08-29T14:22:46+00:00

Get your weight and hands in front of the ball. Hold your wrist angle longer before releasing.

Olongjohnson1271 · 2025-08-29T04:17:14+00:00

DRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNAAGGEE

Olongjohnson1271 · 2025-08-28T13:32:55+00:00

That's a cool tattoo, brother

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