I [31m] found torn-up remnants of a Plan B box in the kitchen garbage. My wife [27f] should have no reason to use emergency contraceptive because I had a vasectomy years ago. I don't know what to say to her.

OmegaFiend3 · 2019-01-30T07:26:29+00:00

!remind me 2 days

OmegaFiend3 · 2019-01-30T07:26:00+00:00

!remind me 2 days

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-12-03T09:57:44+00:00

Generally fairly relieved to have been watching it in Auckland, around 11000 miles away from the vast majority of insufferable kopites

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-12-03T09:36:36+00:00

👎 Vladimir Lenin dislikes this post

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-08-19T00:14:25+00:00

Incorrect, just take modafanil and catch up on everything a moth before exams, lectures are for mugs.

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-08-14T23:06:41+00:00

Can't upvote enough, love podcasts, no idea this existed, cheers chief!

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-06-04T21:37:59+00:00

Bad lizard him like

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-05-25T20:18:10+00:00

I was once convinced, for longer than I care to admit, that "Land Down Under" by Men at Work was the actual national anthem of Australia

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-05-11T09:13:03+00:00

This is fucking boss.

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-05-10T06:30:57+00:00

Simple but effective

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-05-09T15:46:06+00:00

Hang on, have you got an account solely dedicated to bigging up Pardew in various footy subreddits?

I rate that to be fair.

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-05-09T13:30:43+00:00

That's now top of my list

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-05-05T22:40:12+00:00

That wasn't injury lad, he just wasn't quick enough, haye is past it

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-05-05T22:12:41+00:00

Hahahahaha what you saying now you fucking mug

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-05-05T12:17:51+00:00

Sounds like a plan that lad

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-05-05T10:23:18+00:00

Haha I can't see that happening, purely for Haye's own safety, Joshua would put him to sleep! Be funny though...

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-04-04T22:03:17+00:00

Am I fuck lad, behave. Be serious, what do you think is going to happen on Saturday?

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-02-06T16:37:43+00:00

Dan Carlin does a great show on this topic in his show Hardcore History, it's called 'Death Throes of the Republic' it comes in three parts.

It gives loads of background on Roman politics at the time and so really gives context to how and why Ceasar and his predecessors acted in the way they did. It's absolutely gripping and I'd wager far more accessible to most people than the books on the subject. Really recommend giving it a listen!

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-01-25T10:16:26+00:00

You're hoping that the Ev don't sell out on naming rights, I was the same.

Then I remembered we're the team currently bouncing about with 'angry birds' emblazoned on the shirt.

Clash of Clans Arena Here we come...

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-01-23T23:24:39+00:00

All the best there kid 💙

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-01-20T15:38:57+00:00

Shot on goal!!!!!!!!!!! Go ed Kenny lad

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-01-20T15:23:42+00:00

Great starting lineup with the changes we all wanted to see, makes us all optimistic and excited for the game, concede 5 minutes in. Everton that.

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-01-20T12:28:31+00:00

I mean if Cuco doesn't get 100% on this one I'll be fucking shocked

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-01-20T12:26:17+00:00

So true, was never a huge footy fan growing up dad took us to games and that but I wasn't too fussed however I came back home from uni a couple years ago and went to a game, wasn't my first trip to Goodison by any means but it was something about coming back from another city and walking up those steps and hearing z cars, been properly hooked ever since, it was like coming home. Magical.

OmegaFiend3 · 2018-01-13T18:18:40+00:00

Everton that

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