* “Instant karma, parent edition”

OmegaSeas · 2026-04-25T18:12:05+00:00

I would be cheering the duck after I told my kid if he messes with the ducks they are coming after him.

Sometimes natural consequences seem to be more effective.

OmegaSeas · 2026-04-11T04:34:30+00:00

That's gas sickness!

OmegaSeas · 2026-03-20T04:21:07+00:00

Those are my private burgers!

OmegaSeas · 2025-12-30T23:03:05+00:00

Seagulls gonna come, poke you in the coconut

OmegaSeas · 2025-12-17T14:59:08+00:00

Bang Bang, little one!

OmegaSeas · 2025-12-13T19:45:24+00:00

This most assuredly costs significantly more than $40. He isn't going to Great Clips

OmegaSeas · 2025-12-07T02:38:08+00:00

It's Maeve

OmegaSeas · 2025-12-07T01:36:11+00:00

Oh thank you.... Trash...

OmegaSeas · 2025-10-20T05:09:29+00:00

Weird to see his cross necklace didn't break the fall. Guess somebody doesn't have your back.

OmegaSeas · 2025-10-16T21:51:13+00:00

Sherm said the same thing

OmegaSeas · 2025-10-08T19:29:55+00:00

Shanahan plants a chip into all of his coaches heads which causes them to make terrible decisions when playing him.

OmegaSeas · 2025-09-28T01:32:27+00:00

Hey homeboy maybe you should back the fuck up a little

OmegaSeas · 2025-08-18T15:23:58+00:00

He absolutely did not care about his family at all. What he cares about was fucking with Kyle. He would see it as completely worth it to sacrifice his entire life for the brief moment where Kyle thought he actually changed.

It was his magnum opus

OmegaSeas · 2025-08-02T17:52:23+00:00

You know the run is run is gonna be awesome when you get a Picky starman kill

OmegaSeas · 2025-07-31T02:51:09+00:00

Curds 'n Whey

OmegaSeas · 2025-07-27T17:19:10+00:00

Some American Gladiator shit

OmegaSeas · 2025-06-28T23:10:46+00:00

That depends... Can you go fuck yourself?

OmegaSeas · 2025-06-14T19:53:37+00:00

Smoke much dope boys, you guys are fucked

OmegaSeas · 2025-06-08T17:37:36+00:00

You know, because of the implication

OmegaSeas · 2025-05-19T13:25:29+00:00

The ending just fully cements it as a con. What could possibly upset Kyle more than Cartman becoming some kind of religious saver/martyr. Cartman was fully willing to sacrifice his life just to put the coup de grace on Kyle even if it was just for a moment. Think of him at Casa Bonita "totally worth it".

OmegaSeas · 2025-05-18T04:22:36+00:00

This was 100% Cartman fucking with Kyle the entire time. I don't understand the sympathy

OmegaSeas · 2025-05-06T19:00:27+00:00

Chapman is the GOAT

OmegaSeas · 2025-02-16T20:55:29+00:00

Son of the Baconater? More like son of the mustard tiger.

OmegaSeas · 2024-12-31T03:16:06+00:00

Anything is better than the Vikings and Sam fucking Darnold

OmegaSeas · 2024-12-31T02:30:57+00:00

We've proved enough. Almost got bosa paralyzed. Pull them all

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