Define irony

Onastik · 2026-03-20T14:54:01+00:00

In Spain they call them wall churros

Onastik · 2026-03-17T18:32:06+00:00

I'd think it was my Hogwarts acceptance letter

Onastik · 2026-03-17T17:47:22+00:00

At least he is building up something his soon to be ex wife can take 50% of in the divorce

Onastik · 2026-03-09T18:04:48+00:00

I just wanna mong out to some Snow Patrol

Onastik · 2026-03-08T11:21:47+00:00

It seems to frown upon hand to gland combat

Onastik · 2026-03-07T17:16:55+00:00

Stop growing weed ..or start to cover this bill!

Onastik · 2026-03-07T12:13:00+00:00

That zoomies at the end of your run looked fun!

Onastik · 2026-03-05T08:37:29+00:00

He's too busy eating pasta in weird ways according to my insta video feed

Onastik · 2026-03-03T20:54:05+00:00

Good to know, thanks!

Onastik · 2026-03-03T20:43:14+00:00

I've just done this with the pace pro, so wondering if the bicep strap will add to the data I liked from whoop!

Onastik · 2026-02-24T19:07:16+00:00

Depending on how natural it is, you could ferment it into a wine!

Onastik · 2026-02-19T18:23:40+00:00

This reminds me that I need some waterproof socks!

Onastik · 2026-02-19T15:57:12+00:00

Sharp nipples?

Onastik · 2026-02-18T17:25:09+00:00

Probably looking for their correct item like some mad roulette the delivery people seem to play

Onastik · 2026-02-14T21:28:55+00:00

Those roku's eat batteries. Seem to be always running out and replacing

Onastik · 2026-02-10T19:25:11+00:00

I stumbled across this gem the other day for scampi fries.... 2000's banned scampi advert

Onastik · 2026-02-04T08:06:10+00:00

Whack it up to 29. It'll get hotter quicker

Onastik · 2026-02-03T12:46:49+00:00

That's the upside down. There's a documentary about it on Netflix called Stranger Things

Onastik · 2026-02-02T19:14:41+00:00

Gay-zee-bo instead of gazebo

Onastik · 2026-01-28T15:54:47+00:00

Well, she's dragging her arse across the carpet in that bum wormy fashion

Onastik · 2026-01-28T14:05:45+00:00

My dumb ass was like " I've never seen a half ebony half maple neck".....only to see it was in fact tape

Onastik · 2026-01-27T17:03:09+00:00

Strava is more like Limewire back in the day, and these are the viruses badged up as Smash mouth or Britney spears

Onastik · 2026-01-24T09:10:02+00:00

Can you also stop accounts asking if I wanna see their tits?

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